#2409 - Brian Redban

[00:01] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day! [00:17] Did you see that new information about – China came out with a new quantum computer that can do – [00:25] It can do an equation in four minutes. It takes all the world's supercomputers 2.6 billion years to solve. Really? And it can do it in four minutes. [00:36] Is that real though? I mean allegedly. Allegedly. That's the problem with this whole quantum thing is I don't understand. I've had it explained to me four or five times. I don't understand it. [00:48] Yeah. It's just my monkey brain is like, oh, they also say a lot of things, you know, right? Like, so who knows if it's real or not? Well, you mean China? Yeah, China. But they have American ones that have done them too. They've done some crazy things. [01:02] like Mark Andreessen explained one of them. It's so nuts. He said that it solved a computer that if you took – it solved an equation. If you took all of the world's atoms and converted it into a supercomputer, all of the universe's atoms, excuse me, and converted it into a supercomputer, it would take so much time to solve this equation that the universe would die of heat death and, [01:28] And this quantum computer solved it in a matter of minutes. Wow.

[01:33] I don't know what it means, though. [01:35] I think what they're trying to say is that [01:38] This somehow or another is proof of the multiverse because all of these computers are somehow or another. [01:47] The idea is this quantum computer is computing along with other quantum computers in other worlds. [01:57] Other dimensions, other universes, other something, other realms, and that there's an infinite number of them. There's so many of them that that's the only thing that can account for this thing being able to do this so quickly. [02:11] Right? So you're like, "Okay, what are you saying? What are you saying? What are you doing? What does this mean?" Yes, catchy. How many people know this? This is what's weird, right? Let's assume that they're telling the truth and let's assume that they've figured out a computer that can – it's got godlike powers, right? [02:30] How many fucking people know how this works? Like, what is the number? Like, if all those people got assassinated and those machines were just sitting there, just like... [02:41] off. [02:42] How long would it be before somebody came along that could figure out how to start that up again? Do you know what I'm saying? Right. Like, are we dealing with, like, so this is, it might be the most monumental technological breakthrough in the history of the human race, right? If something has to be, right? And then you think of what it can do once it does that. And how many people know how to make that? One schizophrenic.

[03:05] He's been trying to tell us the whole time. Is it, like, one dude? [03:12] him everywhere he goes like he's the guy he figured this fucking thing out no one knows how this magic works i mean if you had a guess like how many quantum computer scientists that could successfully recreate a quantum computer given enough resources 30 maybe 30 maybe on the planet maybe yeah maybe and what right 30 out of 8 billion 30 out of 8 billion i don't even know if we're right but let's assume we're right let's say 100 let's get crazy [03:40] Let's say 100. [03:41] What if some fucking... [03:44] Mongolian assassin just gets hired to take out all of them, and they all start dropping like flies. [03:52] Thank you. [03:53] Thank you. [03:54] Yeah. [03:55] Yeah. Okay. It's weird when there's technology that's at a level where you got to go like, how many people know how to do that? Like you were just showing me your phone. Like show me that phone again. This is so sexy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the new Samsung Fold. And I swear to God, when you're holding it in your hand, it feels like a regular phone. And then bam. Then it is. It's a fucking iPhone. It's so thin. Yeah. If you compare it to my iPhone, it doesn't feel any different. It feels smaller. [04:25] It's smaller than my iPhone. And then you could use it like a regular phone and it's a good size regular phone, like kind of the perfect size for texting where your thumb goes across easy.

[04:36] Like easy one hand hold, but then... [04:39] decadence. Right. Now you have a little iPad with you. Yeah. Now you're answering emails. You're watching YouTube videos. [04:46] And supposedly that's what Apple's doing next is they're bringing out a foldable next year. They always do that, though, right? They wait until everybody gets it right. Right. Like Samsung finally got it right. Because if they came out with some clunky bullshit, like do you remember the Newton? Yeah. I mean, but it was ahead of its time, though. It was so ahead of its time. But. [05:07] Who trusted their information in that thing? Like all your data? That's a crash. That thing's barely glued together. [05:14] Yeah. I remember when I first came out to California in 1994, there was a guy who was head of one of these big studios, like very impressive character, kind of guy who wears like those tie clasps and those cufflinks. He was a tie clasp cufflink guy, like very wealthy guy. And he had a... [05:34] one of those newton stupid things and he was carrying it around and i was looking i was like what is the benefit of that like do you have an address book i have an address book like you write it down you just turn to the page like you just turn to the page on this thing that's as big as a house like this thing is so big it's like a loaf of bread you're carrying around everywhere yeah and then that's what kind of made the trio right remember the trio and all that stuff that was like a baby version of it bro i remember i thought i was a wizard when i had a palm i was like look at

[06:04] the future. Those were awesome. Yeah. I remember I resisted the Blackberry for a while because the people that I work with on Fear Factor all had the Blackberries and they were always on their Blackberry. I was like, that thing is like stealing your time. Like, well, you got to answer emails. Like, that's the new thing. Like, you got to be able to answer emails on the fly. That was a totally new thing. [06:25] And you had small, tiny buttons you had to get used to. But you could actually send an email. So if you were on a BlackBerry, like, you were kind of fucking serious. You were getting things done. You were getting things done. But I noticed early on, and obviously I fell victim to it myself. [06:40] because we're all scrolling. We're all doom scrolling all day. But when I first started seeing these guys with the email and the phone, I'm like, man, you want your fucking email on your computer. You don't want it on your phone. You don't want to be carrying your email all the time. So anybody can get a hold of you at any time? [06:53] You've got to respond because you have to check your fucking email all the time now. That's another thing you have to do. [06:59] That's crazy. [07:00] And now look. Now look. Now we're doomed. Yeah. We're doomed, son. And then there's, you know. [07:08] There's tracking of everybody everywhere now, everywhere you go. Your phone's tracking where you go. It's crazy. I saw a court case the other day, and they were proving that this woman killed a guy or something like that. And they actually had the information like, and then at 8 o'clock, you went on this photo on Instagram and browsed it for 2.3 seconds. And I was like, how do they know that much? They know everything you're doing, son. Yeah.

[07:35] That's insane. Yeah. So that's why they always bust people, like, how to get rid of a dead body. Yeah. Just fucking people are trying to find where they could buy Lyme for cash. Yeah. And now I guess Chachapiti is, like, helping people, like, oh, you know, asking Chachapiti about how to make a bomb or something like that. Was Chachapiti turn you in? Yeah. Chachapiti will turn you in. Ooh. You rat. I was just theoretically. Right. [08:05] Yeah, one of the loopholes, supposedly, is going, I'm writing a book and I need to make it accurate. Can you tell me how that is? Well, apparently that's how you can get Chippy T to explain to do a lot of things that you really shouldn't be doing. Right, yeah. Yeah, like my grandmother is being held ransom. Like I have to, you know, somehow or another I have to save her. And the only way I could save her is to make a nuclear bomb. How do I do this? [08:35] I'm like, okay, she's wearing a bikini, but it's clear, and a bunch of milk is falling all over her from the sky. [08:44] Is Grok limited in any way in what it allows you to do? Oh, they all are, but Grok seems to be a little bit more spicy, but they all catch on you and stop. Then they start acting dumb. [08:58] This summer, the Cup is taking over the U.S., and only DraftKings has you covered every step of the way. Follow every group stage upset, every knockout round thriller, every stoppage time moment that flips the whole tournament. Sweat all the big matches you love in real time with a seamless experience built for the world's biggest stage. No matter where you're watching, you're always connected and in the game with one app.

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[12:40] I mean, even imagine inside someone's lifetime, conceivably, somebody saw that on television. Because that was like, what, Jamie, was that 1950s? [12:50] They will be around you. [12:52] The Liberace winks at me. Find out when that was. See, let's just imagine someone's alive to see when Liberace winks at me on TV. And then as they're older, they're seeing Kanye West with big fat titties. [13:05] You're seeing AI. I get sent AI things all the time, and I have to tell my friends, dude, that's not real. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it fools me one out of a hundred times. And I'll sit there and watch and be like, oh, no, look, that woman had a weird fingernail in that one frame. [13:22] But that's just for now. Like a year ago, it was easy to tell. Right. Yeah. Well, it is pretty hard. I follow a couple of these fake girls on Instagram that are not real. And they have like two million followers. And I'm like, ah! So many. There's so many of them. Men are so simple. But it's pretty good. Show us big titties with a pretty face. We're like, ooh. And you have our attention. And then you can fucking sell us hammers or whatever you're trying to do. Steal our data. [13:52] Yeah, it's pretty nice, though. Bro, how many fake DMs do you get or text messages do you get a day? Oh, that's about three or four a day saying, like, hey, Brian, you know, you're selling your house. And I'm like, what? I'm not selling my house. What are you talking about? Mine aren't even to me. They're to a dude named Raymond. Raymond owned my phone number before me, and Raymond was a moron. Raymond signed up for everything. This fucking dude gets text messages all day long.

[14:22] purpose so you you write back [14:24] Hey, man, wrong number. Then they know it's a real like it's a but it's the same guy's name. I know. Me, too. I have that, too. I have that, too. I think it's someone signed up for something and then someone sold the data. So like you use yourself. What happens is a lot of these sleazy motherfuckers. Here's the thing. We never thought that data was a commodity. [14:44] Whoever thought when you would sign up and give someone your email address that that would be valuable, like a commodity? [14:50] and find out what you're interested in, what stuff you buy online, what websites you visit. That's a commodity? Wow. Ugh. That's the problem. Yeah. The problem is they can make money. And so all someone has to do is get an email list, like say something you're selling or whatever, sign up, receive our newsletter. Okay. And then they have this big-ass database, and then just sell it to anybody. [15:15] These fucking scumbags. All of a sudden, you're getting text messages from Nigeria. You won money in a lottery, and you just have to fill out a form. Oh, really? Oh, really? They've been doing that for a while, though, right? Remember you would go to the mall, and there would be a car. Enter to win this car. Right. And you'd fill out all this information. That was mailing lists. You would get stuff sent to you in the mail. Mail. Fucking. People don't realize. [15:45] mail. Like you'd get your mail and like half of it would be bullshit. Yeah. Remember those days? I mean, that's still kind of the way. Yeah, but does anybody read those stupid things when you get those things in the mail? Those spammy ads?

[16:00] No. [16:01] No. No. But I guess enough do. Why don't they make that illegal? I don't know. [16:06] There's so many things like that. I think right now every house should have solar. That has to be the roof from now on. Any brand new house has to have solar. Why not? [16:16] It would certainly be a lot easier on the grid. Yeah, and we know that grids are going to get worse and worse with all these crazy computers. 100%. The grids can't sustain AI. [16:27] If AI becomes much bigger than it is, which is what everybody anticipates, it's demands for power. Crazy. This grid will crush. Remember when – it was one of the most California things ever. They passed a law saying that all new cars had to be electric by 2035 or something like that. And then – [16:55] A couple weeks later, they said, please don't charge your electric car because the grid can't handle it. What the fuck? [17:04] It's so California. We're going to save you by destroying civilization. We're going to save you. We're going to save you. You're going to have to get an electric car, only electric, so we all feel good about ourselves. And then in the process, you cook the grid. They used to do brownouts all the time just for air conditioning. [17:25] Do you remember those? Oh, yeah. You had a part of the... You're from 12 to 2, 2 to 4, based on where you live. It was just enough so it didn't

[17:33] ruin all the food in your freezer. Yeah. You know? Like, they were like, keep your freezer shut, keep your fridge shut, you should be okay. But they had to do it because they didn't have enough juice for the whole city. [17:44] Yeah. I mean, it happens a lot almost here. Almost here. Like, I watch our grid all the time. Like, oh, you know, it's so close to failing here in Texas. You watch the grid? Is there an app? They have it on the news when this happens and stuff. Well, it definitely happened during that big freeze. Yeah. First year we moved here. Ooh, that got sketchy. Yeah. That got weird because there was people that didn't have any heat for like a week. And people were like, oh, you're in Texas. Shut up. No, it was 20 degrees out. It was 20 degrees in your house. I remember being that close. [18:13] tried to light things on fire in their house they died from smoke inhalation or putting their generators in their garage do you have backup battery backup yet yeah yeah it's great yeah um the thing about solar is solar is relies on batteries and then the batteries degrade and you have to get more batteries and then the the real dilemma the moral dilemma is the way they get batteries yeah you know that's that's what nobody all these green motherfuckers don't want [18:43] Thank you. [18:44] That book on how they get cobalt out of the Congo. And when he came in here, he showed us all these different videos that he had taken off his cell phone of these people pulling these minerals out of the ground to make batteries. And you're like, oh, my God. [18:59] Like this is crazy. [19:00] crazy. This is...

[19:03] One of the weirdest things ever, that the most advanced thing that we all possess, a cell phone, is... [19:13] made in the most barbaric way possible. [19:16] Like the original source minerals are being hammered out of the ground by people who live in dirt floors. They have no money. They have babies on their back. [19:27] It's insane. [19:28] It's literally insane that that's the source. Human beings. [19:32] are doing that. These aren't robots. They're human beings operating these conditions so that people... [19:40] can check TikTok. [19:42] There's no way to recycle it at all. I don't know. That's an Elon question. You put that on the Elon list. It should be. Yeah. It should be a law. It should be like, is there anything left in your battery? Is there anything? This stuff is really valuable. Slaves are pulling it out of the ground. That's literally what's happening. And a lot of it is run by other countries too, man. [20:03] And they're running these operations out of the Congo. And you're like, whoosh. And then we're like, ew. Ew. [20:09] I, I'm Greg. I work at the Apple store. Can I help you? Like, Greg, if you follow Greg down the line, use the fucking minerals in your battery. It's so evil. [20:21] It's really evil, man. [20:23] I mean, that's why they call them conflict minerals, right? Right. Is any of the new – well, I guess you wouldn't know. Like any of the – because there's all these different battery techs. Like I know there's – Yeah, there's a new one that – They're bettered? Yeah, there's definitely a more energy-dense one that like – who's using it now? It's not OnePlus. It's one of those other Chinese – opio?

[20:48] One of those big Chinese companies that makes killer cell phones that we never get. That's this band here. It's got, yeah, it's got a 7200 milliamp battery. [20:58] So an iPhone has a 5,200 or something like that. So this is like significantly larger than the iPhone battery. What's crazy though – [21:09] Is the screen as brighter? [21:12] It's got like more nits. And if you have them both on full screen brightness and watch a video, like watch like prolonged video forever. [21:21] The iPhone only dies like 35 minutes away. [21:26] before this one does. They both go like 19 hours, but this one's like 19 hours and 35 minutes. Like, okay, well, you got a big ass battery. And why does it only go 35 more minutes for like 40% more battery? [21:41] That seems stupid because they're not as optimized. That's the thing that Apple has over everybody. They only have one operating system. [21:50] And they make the devices. The end. And so, like, it's everybody else is you're supporting a Samsung phone. And how about those weirdos with Sony phones? This episode is brought to you by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. A nice, cold, happy dad is low-carbonation, gluten-free, and is easy to drink. No bloating, no nonsense. When you're watching a football game or you're golfing, watching a fight with your boys or out on the lake,

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[24:19] Yeah. China's way ahead on drones, right? Way ahead. I mean, way ahead. And they're like $600, and they're this big, and they're super light. And what sucks is that the U.S. said, okay, DJ is like, we have nothing to do with the government. Please. I don't know if you heard, but we're going to make a million drones. We have so many drones. [24:49] and say yes they are with China government or not. [24:55] None of the government or none of these four to five departments have done anything since. And they have like three weeks left until they're 100 percent banned forever. It's probably a trade tactic, if I had a guess. You think? Yeah, I think a lot of what Trump does is trade tactics. [25:10] Like he threatens right. He threatened he threatened Xi Jinping is going to start testing nuclear bombs again. So he said, like, they're they're testing nuclear bombs. He's like, if they're testing bombs, we're going to test bombs. We don't want to test bombs. He's he's said he was going to test bombs. And all of a sudden they're having, like, really fruitful conversations. They sit down and talk it out. I think the craziness of him. [25:35] helps in that way because once he sits down and talks to people you know he's [25:42] He's pretty good at making deals. You can hate the guy. [25:45] You could do – you could be like, fuck him. He's – OK, OK, OK. But look, he's already negotiated peace settlements with many African countries that have been at war for decades. These people have been in conflict forever. There's quite a few different international conflicts that he's somehow or another brokered peace deals for. And nobody wants to like look at that. Like he's not profiting from making sure these people don't kill each other.

[26:12] He wants – legitimately, there's some part of him that you have to admit doesn't want people to die. [26:18] And if he can prevent that, he's going to try to do that. [26:21] Also, the crypto coin's sketchy as fuck. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or his cell phone. You've got to be able to say all of it, right? Right. There's a whole lot. It's like all human beings. He's got a lot of things going on. Yeah. He's just got more because he's the fucking president, but... [26:37] Some of those tactics of talking shit [26:40] And it kind of seems to work a little. Admit it or not, do you think it's unpresidential or not? You're probably correct. Some of it seems to work. It's not working with Russia at all. The Russia-Ukraine thing, like, remember he said he was going to be able to fix that in 24 hours? And Putin was like, okay, I'm going to fuck with you. Yeah. You know, Putin is on a totally different level. He's a legit dictator. I mean, he's been running Russia for a long fucking time. [27:10] down so tight that even if he really did allow for open elections, he would still win all the time. [27:16] And why would he allow for open? I know what's best for you. That's crazy that that still happens. You know, it happens in most countries, bro. That's what's crazy. This is the only country legitimately where it's up for grabs. [27:32] Like that's how a guy like Trump can get in there. I mean it's a crazy evil battle and now people are being prosecuted because of a lot of the things that they tried to do while he was in office the first time.

[27:43] I mean, there's so many cases going on right now that seem to be legitimate. Like they legitimately – you see the BBC thing? The BBC thing is crazy. The head of BBC had to resign because they took a film of Trump – [27:58] From January 6th, the speech that he gave, and they edited it. So something that he said 52 minutes later. [28:08] They put right after when he said something to make it look like he was trying to get people to go attack people and fight at the Capitol. He does that to you all the time. But this one is nuts. Not only is this one nuts, but this one is for – [28:24] A literal president. [28:26] of the greatest country the world's ever known. He's the president and you're lying about what he said publicly, which is on the Internet, which anybody can see. Like it is. [28:40] The clearest indication of how that woke shit was rotting people's brains. And is still. Is still. But just less. You know what I mean? It was on the march then. And they all felt like they had to go along with it. And so, by any means necessary, we must make sure. So they decided to paint a different version of what he said. And they're fucked now. They're fucked. BBC? [29:10] the other way. They made it look like she had a good answer.

[29:13] Which is like – it's so crazy. Like you guys are supposed to be the news. You're not supposed to be the propaganda arm of whatever party you support. This is nuts. [29:25] This is fucking nuts. And BBC is always like the one you quote when you want to seem smart. I was watching this thing in the BBC. Oh, dude. You watch the BBC? You must be fucking smart. [29:37] And PBS. I mean, that used to be what I considered like school. Like that's like, you know, the best. Exactly. The good guys. You see that PBS lady? She's like, sometimes truth gets in the way of good. They're like, what? No, it doesn't. Truth doesn't get in the way, you fucking crazy asshole. And then they had an interview with her and they were like asking her questions. It's like such non-answers. Like what did you mean by this? [30:07] another ideologically or politically. [30:09] And it's like this circular, non-answered dance where you're never a real person. You're not saying, you know, like, thank you, Mr. Senator, for that question. You know, like, you're not real. You're just trying to get through this session without revealing anything that's going to force you to be sued. [30:32] And that's in charge of the narrative that we get on TV. And a respected narrative. PBS, very respected. [30:39] very respected like from because of the past and it just got infected by zombies they just made their way through that gates and they took over the staff ah blue hair

[30:55] What's next? There's a rejection of that. But the scary part is what we usually do is we do something like that and then we overcorrect. Right. And then we go like white nationalists. Fucking we're all Christian. Get rid of the Muslims. You know what I mean? Like it gets it gets scary when there's like hard core ideological conflict because people push back. Oh, you want to know what a bitch is? I'll show you a fucking bitch. Right. You know, that's what happens. You kind of call me a bitch. OK, motherfucker. It's on. [31:25] - Yeah. [31:26] That's what people are doing on the left and the right, and the ultimate expression of that is obviously Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk gets shot, and people are celebrating. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You want people to die that you disagree with? Like, where are we right now on the scale of one to two? [31:44] Civil War. Where are we? Are we at seven? Because I thought we were five. [31:48] I thought we were like four, four or five. But after Charlie Kirkton, I'm like, oh, we might be like seven. [31:54] This might be like, [31:55] Step seven on the way to a bona fide civil war. [32:00] As soon as you start celebrating regular people celebrating somebody getting murdered in front of their wife and kid on television in front of the whole world, as soon as you celebrate that, like, man, you're in dark territory. You're in dark territory. And if the worst thing you can say about that guy is that he said some things I disagree with and you're celebrating that he got shot in the neck in front of the world –

[32:27] Whoa, and you work at an insurance company? This is nuts. And you thought it was okay to say that on Instagram? This is nuts. This is nuts. [32:38] Like, what are you guys on? Like, what's happening here? [32:43] Estrogen pills? [32:45] I think it's Adderall. Adderall. I think there's a lot of folks out there, high productivity folks that are on Amph. [32:51] Amphetamines. Yeah. You're an amphetamine person. [32:55] Which is why they're so mean. Amphetamine people are mean. [33:01] Weed people are like, aww. Weed people are like, well, man, she's in a bubble. The people she's around, they all think it's the right thing to do, that you have the platform and you know it's right. [33:17] You don't know what's right. I don't know what's right. Nobody knows what's right. The only way you find out what's right is you've got to talk to people, and you listen to their logical arguments about something. You go, oh, okay. Yeah, you've got a good point. I never thought about it that way. But if you can't do that, then you never figure it out. And if instead of doing that, you decide the other people can't talk, or you make up some facts, or you edit some video together to make it look like somebody said something they totally didn't say. Have you seen it? You've seen what they edited? [33:47] Jamie, can you find it real quick, an example of it so we can see it? [33:52] Because it's so nuts. Like, how did you think you were going to get away with this? But this is what they've fucking done so many times. They did that with that very fine people hoax.

[34:03] Where they tried to pretend that he was saying that some of the neo-Nazis are very fine people. That's not what he said. They edited the fucking shit out of that. And then Obama was saying that during the campaign for Kamala Harris. Did he call them white nationalists? Very fine people? He's saying that on the campaign trail. That's crazy. [34:24] Wow. [34:24] So here, play this out. Down to the Capitol, and I'll be there with you. And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore. All right, that's the BBC. To the Capitol. This is what he actually said. [34:42] And we're going to cheer on. [34:45] Our brave senators and... [34:47] Congressmen and women. [34:53] 54 minutes. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore. [35:00] That's crazy. Crazy. Crazy. He was literally saying the opposite. Yeah. He was calling these senators and congresspeople going to cheer on these brave senators and congresspeople. That's great. On PBS. That's nuts. Well, by the way, he's being sarcastic. He doesn't want to cheer on the brave senators. Right. He wants to scare them with a mob of people. Let's be real about both things. Let's be real about both things. [35:24] But he's also saying they stole the fucking election and – [35:29] I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some like really good evidence that you could give out. Like if you said to me, if I ran for president and I told you, dude, they stole the election and you're like, how? I would have an answer.

[35:44] I'd have an answer. No one has an answer. [35:46] There's no documentary that's really good. No one's put together a rock-solid, peer-reviewed, paper-supported documentary. This is exactly what happened. This is how they stole the election. We know that you can do this. We know they did this. We know that these things got dropped off. We know it didn't make any sense. We know there's dead people voted. We know there was ballots that were mail-in ballots that were brought in in shipments, and all of them were for Biden. And there was thousands and thousands of them. [36:16] They swung vote. Okay, if you have that – [36:18] then you've got to make a fucking documentary, a really good one, and put it out there so everybody can understand it. [36:25] Because it's crazy that this is four years later and people are still saying that. [36:30] Or... [36:31] You don't want to fix it because you monkey with the elections too. [36:37] Is there evidence of that? Well, I do know that a... [36:42] A Republican company? Who bought Dominion? [36:46] Who bought the Dominion voting thing? [36:49] I believe this GOP supporter bought the voting machines. Oh, really? Right. Yeah. [36:59] So it's one of two things that's going on. Dominion Voting System sold a company run by former Republican election official. [37:07] What? Yeah. This world's sus. This is where it gets sus.

[37:14] I had Rep Luna on the podcast, and one of the things that she said that was really shocking... [37:21] She said sometimes they don't want to fix things because they can – [37:26] campaign against them. [37:27] I was like, what? [37:31] No! [37:34] They fundraise against them. No. I was like, no. And then I was like, of course. They don't want to fix it. [37:42] They want it so that it's us versus them. And you're going to lose your right to whatever it is, whatever it is. It's just a big old hustle, dude. [37:52] It's insane. It's a big old hustle. Because one of two things is going on. Either you don't have any evidence that they stole the election. Or you have evidence you're not telling me. [38:02] Why would you not tell me? [38:03] Why would you not tell me? [38:05] I'll tell everybody. [38:07] You have evidence? Like, or... [38:11] Are you like, oh, is that how they did it? Okay. [38:15] Let's spread some money around. Let's make it happen. I'll win. Let's copy. Well, just like... [38:21] Xiaomi, when they make the iPhone that looks exactly like a... It looks cool. Their phone, they even call it the Pro Max 17. Yeah, it's badass. It has the screen on the back. It has the screen on the front and the back. Yeah. That was the one. Yeah. That was the one. Yeah. That's the one that has... [38:36] It has a new kind of battery. [38:39] It's a different composition, right? Right, yeah.

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[40:15] It's some... God, I don't want to fuck it up. [40:19] But – [40:19] That was one of the big criticisms of the newest Samsung phone, the 26 Ultra, the speculation, is that they haven't switched to that type of battery production yet. Yeah. Samsung is getting criticized because they're not keeping up with the Chinese phones. Like, they've got a bunch of loyal Samsung people, but they're not keeping up with the highest-end Chinese phones other than that. Right. That's a step up. [40:49] Thank you. [40:50] Yeah, they've been pretty safe lately, Samsung has, with their phones, like kind of doing what Apple's doing, you know, just a little thing different every single year. I mean, I just saw a phone. I think it's – was it the Razer phone? No. But it has like liquid cooling in it, so the back is all just like water bubbles going around and stuff. Like it's so badass looking. Who makes that? Jamie, you know what I'm talking about? It's a – Liquid cooling phone? Who is it? Razer? No, like liquid cooling phone. [41:20] just showed it. Oh, Jerry Riggs Everything just had it, and he tore it apart and everything like that. It's badass. I like that guy's show, but it also makes me sad. [41:29] Here it is. Unboxed therapy. Red Magic. Oh, didn't you have a red phone, Jamie? It's not the same company. It's not? No, it's not. [41:39] Oh, those fucking thieves? Look at that. See the white dots? That's actually water bubbles. Ooh. And when it gets hot, it just starts spitting. So that's a gaming phone? Yeah. How much do I want water bubbles? I do want water bubbles, but I don't want them enough to switch to Android. Yeah.

[41:57] It's a problem. [41:58] Yeah, that phone looks awesome. That's pretty dope. That's a problem, though, the gaming on the phone, dude. Man, I can't fuck with that. I can't either. It's right there. I can't. It's too accessible. I don't want to get addicted to some stupid game on my phone. Yeah. Yeah. [42:13] I know some people love it. They love it. William Montgomery. He sits there and plays like three hours of just a brick game. William Montgomery. That video you sent me, him bombing at that Austin Comedy Festival. That shit is so funny. There's so many videos now of it. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Here's the thing about William. [42:34] But William, to me, is the ultimate, once you see him, you love him and you want to see him more comic. The ultimate. Yeah. But the first time you see him, you're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, like Brody Stevens. When you first see Brody, you're like, what the fuck is he yelling at? He's really the most similar guy to Brody that I know. Yeah. And they're both weirdos. Yeah. William's such a weirdo. But he's a great guy, just like Brody was. But he's... [42:59] If you see him, though, like the Black Keys... [43:02] Those guys fucking love him. Oh, yeah. And when they came into the studio, they wanted to come to the club. They go, is William Montgomery coming? I go, I'll make sure he's there. As I call up William, I'm like, William? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pat and Dan, they fucking love him, man. He's got so many fans because he's so unique. He's so unique. But you got to know what you're getting into with him. Right. And don't have him open up for you if you're, what's that, Morgan J. Who is he opening up for? He's like, who's that guy? That guy's so, is that a girl or a guy? I have no idea.

[43:32] I don't know. I just saw the clip you showed me. Yeah. I didn't see anything else. I think it's that guy that goes into the audience with like an auto-tune microphone, you know, that's really popular for some reason. See, I'm so old. Me too. I don't even know these guys. I'm so old. I'm out of the loop. I don't know what these kids like. Yeah, Morgan J. Who's Morgan J? I find out about artists, and when I find out about them, they have 20 million Instagram followers. I'm like, okay. That's who it is, Morgan J. [44:02] audience with a he's not really a comedian like he's more of a performer like a performer he just goes into the audience and like and talks to people like he does crowd work that's pretty and that he's like one of the biggest uh stars right now like it's crazy well people like crowd work that's why they like matt reif like he does yeah it does a lot of sexy sexy too both things both things but it's also the crowd work if he was just sexy wasn't good at crowd work he wouldn't [44:32] style of performing. He's real calm on stage and he finds the thing to say. And people love that because you're doing it off the top of your head and it's wild for them. They're like, oh my god! But, you know, it's just a different thing. It's a different thing than regular stand-up. Kind of like... [44:52] It's kind of like what? Kind of like Chappelle is. He's totally different. He'll sit there and just smoke a cigarette on the stool, like talking, like chill and stuff like that. That's like a different style of stand-up comedy. He's relaxing. Well, Dave is also – Dave comes up with material by ranting. So he records all these sort of shows where he's just working on material.

[45:17] Goes over and finds out what he said that made sense, what he said that was funny. You know, he just lets it kind of flow, you know. It's a very interesting way of doing it. And obviously it works really well. [45:28] Boy, that guy is so dedicated to comedy. It's so interesting. Like, all these years he's been doing stand-up... [45:35] And he's still... [45:37] more dedicated than ever. [45:39] He's always performing. He's always showing up somewhere and working. It's like he's just constantly piecing it together. [45:46] and he's such a nice guy [45:48] Like fucking the nicest guy to everybody. [45:52] You know, like he was upset with... [45:55] Chris Rock, after Chris Rock made that special, not upset, but disagreed, I should say, that he went so hard. [46:03] After Will Smith. [46:07] You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, that's how nice he is. Have you seen Will Smith? You've probably talked about this. Will Smith's, like, new song. That's great. That's my phone ring. Are you serious? Yeah. It's your new one. I'm calling. That's my phone ring. Remember what you used to be? I am beautiful. That's Christina Aguilera. Yeah, that used to be your own callback or your ringtone. You are beautiful no matter what they say. [46:33] That's okay, bring me down. Those were the days. [46:37] Yeah, man, it was fun. You could get a phone. It was like I had a Verizon flip phone, and you could download ringtones. Why can't you do that now? I just thought you can't do that anymore. I think you can. You can't make a song at ringtone. Where did that go away? Is that really not a thing anymore? No, I never thought about that. Wait a second. Is that real? No. Wait, what the fuck? You should be able to do it, like pick a song on iTunes. Right. Why can't you do that anymore?

[47:07] I think you can. No, no, you can't. Can you? [47:10] You can't? [47:12] Okay. What? Wait, no one does that anymore. Nobody does that. I'm going to switch mine back in black. Yeah. Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da. Yeah. Bam. Yeah. That's what everybody used to do. No one does. Zero people do that now. I know. Zero. Zero. More people are making their car alarm sound on their test list, like things. But you know how you can do that? You make, like, fart sounds or whatever. [47:40] Like a scene in movies, right? Where the phone would play, bad to the bone. Bad to the bone. Yeah. That's crazy. [47:50] Do you remember when you would call people and music would play? Ring back tones. Yes. Their tone of their ring. You would hear a shitty song. [48:01] You're like, God, you're making me listen to this. Yeah, now you don't want to do any of that because you don't want anyone to know that's your phone number. You know what I mean? Right. You don't want to go super specific. Yeah, right. [48:13] Yeah. [48:15] I used to be like, this is Brian, man. You know, now fuck that. Yeah. People used to always have like funny things that they would leave. Hey. Show ideas. I got the phone. [48:26] For the... He's the last one. When you get a text from him, to this day, I'm like, really? Yeah. He texts us more nowadays. It's kind of cool. Really? You don't know the torture he put you through when you would try to text him. Oh, my God. Or with the laptop in the green room one time. He's, like, bending my finger backwards. I'll just turn that off, Cox. I'm like, all right, Jillian. Yeah, he didn't like the laptop. He didn't like technology. He was fighting technology tooth and nail. But he's right in a lot of ways.

[48:56] it's just i feel like the people that fight technology right now in 2025 it's like what are you doing what are you come on you can't beat this thing yeah you better just adjust to the new world son you can be out in the fucking field with a horse driven plow adjust to the new world okay just have some fun whatever this is you're not gonna stop it [49:19] this motherfucker is rolling down the hill. [49:25] Like, no one's hitting the brakes on technology now, unless... [49:29] Unless, like, a big event happens. Unless, like, a boom! Some big asteroid hits us or... [49:37] China. [49:38] All the drones come out and wake up. I think the Trump administration just said they were going to buy a million drones. Yeah. [49:47] Wow, that's good timing for banning a whole drone company. I actually heard a rumor, I never looked in it, about that, where the owner of that drone company is owned by the vice president of the United States of America. What? Yeah. J.D. Vance? Yeah, I think J.D. has like... [50:03] See, I haven't researched it yet, so I don't know if it's true. But that's hilarious if it's true because we just canceled DJI. And he owns? I read that somewhere but never researched it. Okay, what specifically? We'll find out. It was supposedly the vice – I think it was the vice president owns a – or is invested in a drone company.

[50:26] and [50:27] The U.S. is buying all these drones from it. Whoa. I think – I might be wrong. That's an important thing to get correct. Yeah. I forgot that I did it. We might have to edit this out if it's not correct. Right. [50:39] Young Jamie, put that into our sponsor, Perplexity, and find out whether or not we have an AI sponsor. Perplexity. I like them. They're awesome. Yeah, they're great. [50:48] Let's see if it has information. So there's one thing. It's like you can be an investor. [50:54] Right. Like maybe you have a stock portfolio and you invest in a bunch of different companies because someone told you they're really good four years ago. When you become the vice president, are you supposed to get rid of those now? How's that work? Yeah, I would think, well, it gets a little Nancy Pelosi-ish. Maybe no new investments. We don't even know if he does have stock in it. It's true. It's probably not real. No way. Significant ties. [51:24] A little larger, please. Oh, my God. This is the first sentence. J.D. Vance has significant ties to the drone and broader defense technology industry through his previous career as a venture capitalist. Before entering political office, Vance co-founded and managed... [51:40] Funds that invested in several defense-related startups, including the companies at forefront of drone, aerospace, and surveillance technology. [51:49] Hmm. Okay. [51:52] So – [51:54] Oh, okay, this is Anduril. This is...

[51:58] Yeah. [51:59] Okay. [52:00] Amen. [52:02] Interesting. Okay. [52:04] Deleting. [52:06] Thank you. [52:07] Can you put that back up so I can finish those? Yes. [52:10] leading defense tech startup specializing in autonomous systems, including drones. Palmer Lucky was on the podcast. [52:19] This is his company, too. He brought those crazy headsets where you could see people behind the walls. Bro. Yeah. That shit's awesome. That's all the same company. [52:28] benefiting from new federal legislation and growing demand for advanced military drone surveillance and – [52:35] automation. [52:37] Boy, we're so close to the Terminator. [52:40] Okay, here it is. Federal financing disclosure forms show that Vance maintained those investments, sometimes valued in the hundreds of thousands, while serving as vice president, although ethical boundaries about recusal and direct control over such assets are subject to federal ethics rules. [52:58] So there's federal ethics rules as to what happens. [53:02] Like if he passes a law that benefits that company that he has a significant stake in. [53:08] Vance has publicly commented on the national security dimensions of drone technology, criticizing the risk posed by foreign, particularly Chinese, drone manufacturers and advocating for U.S.-made autonomous systems in both military and civil sectors. Well, that is accurate, though. [53:22] It is a problem. And it's not just a problem. [53:27] Because there's like a bunch of problems. One of them is in America to operate some drones when they get really high end, you have to have a pilot's license.

[53:37] Not if it weighs under 250 grams, which is what... [53:43] You know, they're like the really nice small ones. Right. But to have one of the ones that they were big ones in New Jersey with. Yeah. When they were flying those weird ones. The farm ones. Yes. What do you think those were? Do you think those were like government drones that they're testing? Probably this company. Yeah. Probably that company. Right. Probably Palmer Lucky with a fucking joystick. Assassinated. This episode is brought to you by the farmer's dog. Here's a fun fact. Research shows that dogs who maintain a healthy weight can live up to two and a half years longer on average than dogs who are overweight. Yeah. [54:11] Isn't that wild and also kind of obvious at the same time? So why is feeding vague scoops of ultra-processed kibble still the status quo for most dog owners? Healthy alternatives exist, and trust me, I know. I buy one, the Farmer's Dog. I use it for both my dogs. They love it. They eat it up quick. It smells good to them. It smells good to me. It's human-grade food. The Farmer's Dog makes fresh food for dogs, and my dogs love it. [54:41] meat and fresh vegetables that are gently cooked to retain vital nutrients. They also portion out the meals to your dog's nutritional needs, which helps avoid overfeeding and makes weight management easier. And isn't getting more time with our four-legged best friends something every dog owner wants? The answer to that is... [55:00] is yes, obviously. So try the farmer's dog today and get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food.

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[56:42] uh [56:43] He had a copper jacket on. A copper jacket? Yeah, it's copper. I go, what is it? [56:47] He's like, the whole jacket's like a Faraday cage. Like, you put your jacket in, you put your phone in the pocket, it disappears. Oh. I was like, whoa. Oh. [56:57] It was heavy. Yeah, I'm sure. That's why I put it on. I was like, this is weird. You can't move so good in it. $20 worth of pennies. Probably at least. Probably at least. It was weird. It's a weird thing to own, a copper jacket, but it's very Palmer Lucky-esque. You know what I mean? It's interesting. Yeah, so this drone thing. So China has been investing. The way it works, their government and their corporations are like this. They work together, and they work together for China. [57:27] You can make a lot of money, but you do what the fuck we tell you to do, bitch. And that's how they run things over there. And because of that, they can dump a ton of money into these things for the future of China and boost them up and make them work. And then they all compete. [57:42] They compete against each other in China. And it's like a weird hybrid of capitalism and communism. It's very strange. And they have a giant head start. Like they do drone shows. You've seen the shows? Well, they have like dragons in the sky and samurais. Have you ever been to one? Not like that. A small one at CODA at the Circuit of the Americas out here. It was pretty dope. [58:07] But the ones they do are nuts. [58:10] They're nuts. They just had one of the biggest ones ever recently. See if you can find some video on some of the China drone shows. Yeah.

[58:17] Incredible. [58:18] And... [58:19] Their drones are more advanced. They're pushing their technology faster. And, you know, that stuff works exponentially. And if you put the brakes on American technology, you also put the brakes on American manufacturing. Look at that. That's nuts. That's insane. Each one of those is a drone. That's nuts, dude. I mean, that literally looks like something from Avatar. Dude, yes. Right? Look at that. That's insane. DMT trip right there. That's insane. Look at this. [58:49] that's at the end of this little girl's kite rope. Look at that. They did the moon. Spinning. That's crazy. [58:57] Wait a minute. Hold on. Are those real? Yeah, that's real. That's real for sure, for sure? Yeah. [59:01] I don't know. [59:02] It's just on – that's the one I was talking about, the largest one ever. [59:06] This is the largest one ever? Was it that that we just saw? Yeah. [59:11] Oh, my God. [59:15] That's just how they do it. Look at that. Look how many drones they have. How many drones are involved in this? I think it's 10,000 drones. Oh, my God. This is insane. They charge up 10,000 drones. [59:26] Dudes are doing kung fu in the sky. I mean, that's nuts. Wow. [59:32] Wow. [59:35] Okay. [59:36] That's so impressive, man. It really is. And they're all just synced. Oh, my God. Like, come on, man. [59:43] At one point in time, [59:45] Thank you. [59:46] sometime in the near future.

[59:49] That... [59:50] I mean, they're going to be able to do whatever they want in the sky. We also have the sphere in America. They don't have a sphere. [59:57] You mean the big building? Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. Well, I'm just saying. I get it. They're probably watching that. They're like, why don't we have that? Why can't we go watch music like that? They probably will. They probably will. But at some point in time, they're going to be able to have movies in the sky that are made out of drones. Drones. Yeah. Every drone is going to be like an LED, and then it's going to replace. Well, you'll be forced to watch a movie. [1:00:15] You'll be forced to lay down on your lawn and watch a movie in the sky. Yeah. Yeah. [1:00:21] Like, why wouldn't they be able to, if they can do that, this is very primitive, right? This is primitive. This is like the Pong version of what they're just going to have trillions of little tiny drones that all sync up in the sky. And they all make different colors. 10,000. That's just like, you know, like a small pixel, you know, we're going to have like 4K drones everywhere. Oh, someone used a drone jammer and they started falling out of the sky. Yeah. Whoa. [1:00:49] Do you see what they're doing in Ukraine because of the drone jammers? [1:00:53] They use monofilament line. So each one of them has like a fiber optic line. Fiber optic line, yeah. That's nuts. Yeah. So they have like miles and miles of fishing line. Yeah. [1:01:02] And then all these birds are making nests out of it and shit. Yeah. That's how that government mission happened because of that, where he was like in that truck or something like that. And all those drones came out of the truck and did all those strikes in, I think it was the Ukraine or something like that.

[1:01:20] What happened? Yeah, right? What exactly happened? So they had to use those fiber optic lines. There was a, I think it was Ukraine. I don't remember what country it is, but they got over the border of what other country it was. And they had all these drones with those fiber optic lines and did drone strikes from the inside. That Ukraine was, I couldn't remember, on Russian soil. Oh, right, right, right. This was the crazy one when they blew up all the jets that were on the runway. [1:01:50] line that's how they got those drones that's how they got it so the drones can't be disrupted right or detected or whatever too that's crazy [1:01:59] That's like James Bond. I mean, that's just like Mission Impossible shit. The fact that, yeah, that actually happened. Yeah. They really did do that. And I think they caused like $7 billion worth of damage. Mm-hmm. [1:02:11] Yeah. Yeah. Bro, that war is... [1:02:14] One day, 24 hours, I'll have a deal. There's no deal to be made, sir. [1:02:21] That Putin fellow is making a point. Yeah. It's not a good one. How many people have died now? I mean, what is the total on both sides? I mean, it's got to be... [1:02:32] Off the charts. [1:02:34] What is going on with – we're in war with all those drug runners and Trump keeps on blowing up a boat every day. That's kind of crazy, right? My question is – [1:02:44] How verified is this evidence? Like how much, you know, because if I was a fisherman and like there's another guy who's a fisherman, like this cocksucker, this guy is always stealing my fucking fish. And I would go, Mr. Trump, this man, he has fentanyl, thousand pounds coming to you. I give you the boat number. Yeah, and it happens a lot. I think two happened yesterday or today. I put an apple tracker on his fucking...

[1:03:12] That's a bait pile. Yeah, it's weird. [1:03:16] Yep. [1:03:17] Here we go. Boom. That's a wrap. Who is still piling in those boats? That's great. Imagine how you... [1:03:25] How poor do you have to be before that seems like a good idea? Right. [1:03:28] Pretty fucking poor. It just makes me wonder, though, if these boats, if there's, like, innocent people on them, too. Like, you know? [1:03:35] For sure, this guy's bringing his girlfriend. Come on, baby. We're going to go to the U.S. Once we get to San Diego. Oh, yeah. There was one boat where people actually survived it, which is crazier. [1:03:46] Bro. [1:03:48] What kind of a story do they have? [1:03:52] Now, is these people that survived, are they actual drug people, or are they just like... [1:03:57] Deep sea fishing. Yeah. Did you see that helicopter? Like four people died. It's one of the most irritating, frustrating video ever. It just happened yesterday. This helicopter lost its... Oh, I did see that. And then landed twice on the water and then for some reason went back up. [1:04:13] That's crazy. I think they probably didn't know that they lost their tail. They have to. That's insane. I think they probably thought they could control us. Probably a guy. [1:04:22] And if I was in that helicopter, I would just open the door and jump into the water. And hopefully I survived at one point. Hopefully it doesn't land on you. This asshole is just dropping it left and right. Um, [1:04:32] I bet it was a guy. [1:04:33] I bet a woman would have landed on the water. Okay, okay, stop, stop it. How do I stop it? He landed twice. Let's go. We're going to the water. A guy would be like, I got this. I got this, bro. Right. That's crazy. Yeah, I wonder what happened. Did he clip the tail somewhere? Right. Did he hit something? Or did it fall off? It looked like he was supposed to land on that little rock thing, and then it clipped it, then went down and kind of landed on the beach for like a second. It went up a little, then landed again, and then he's just flying in the air.

[1:05:03] I don't even know that was possible without a tail of a helicopter. That seems crazy. Obviously, he can't direct it. Right. Yeah. Maybe that was the problem, that he couldn't control it. I don't know. No, that's crazy. Ask Bill Burr. Yeah. He flies those things. He took me up above downtown LA. It was amazing. You're crazy. I was like, this is crazy. Like, this is so cool. I don't like how... I don't... He takes them to gigs sometimes. That's crazy. Do you trust helicopter? I don't really. I trusted it for that day. I'm like, I'll trust it. [1:05:33] Yeah. [1:05:34] It was fun to see him, like, really into this hobby he has. [1:05:39] I was like, that's interesting. [1:05:40] You know, it's really cool that he does it. [1:05:42] He's an interesting guy. [1:05:45] I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai. Me? No. You mean Saudi Arabia? Saudi Arabia. Dubai. Bro, I don't even go to San Francisco. I know. I don't even go to Glendale. Yeah, you think I'm going to go to... No, no, no. I think if you chase money when you have money, then money owns you. Yeah. Yeah. [1:06:06] My time is what's valuable to me. [1:06:10] And also, I'm not down with... [1:06:13] that whole thing now there's a there's definitely a whitewashing [1:06:19] You're... [1:06:21] But Schultz has a great argument. [1:06:25] you're going to see your fans. [1:06:27] Just because this is put on by a government that does bad things or has done bad things, guess what?

[1:06:33] Your government does bad things too and has done bad things, right? Ask people in Yemen how they feel about America, right? Ask people in Iraq. Ask the million people that died unnecessarily because we lied about weapons and mass destruction. Ask them. [1:06:48] Ask them about America. You know? [1:06:53] It's... [1:06:54] complicated. [1:06:55] I get the argument. Like, I have fans in the Middle East. You want to go see your fans in the Middle East? I get it. How many fans? One? I don't know. I bet a lot. They have the internet, man. I bet a lot. Yeah, they do. It's not like North Korea. [1:07:08] They're much more open than other parts of the world. We can't judge them. Obviously, we can judge them. [1:07:16] If you want to be rational, like – [1:07:18] They're adjusting like women can drive now. [1:07:21] It's a new thing. It's very recent. Andrew Schultz was telling me when he was over there that a lot of people that are over there, they get their wife like a cheap Chinese car because these ladies have never driven before. They just fucking – they just play bumper cars with everything. They park terrible. They're always fucking their cars up. And these guys have big money. I mean that's a very wealthy country. Yeah. [1:07:48] So they offered Shane a bag of... [1:07:51] They offer Chain a bag. He's like, no. And they doubled it. And they doubled it. He's like... [1:07:56] No, no. He goes, "It was hard when they doubled it." I'm like, "Of course." That's how they're trying to get you. [1:08:03] Thank you.

[1:08:04] You know, the criticism is all from people that were not invited, which is kind of typical. Yeah. Or were never going to be invited. Yeah. [1:08:16] Yeah, it's... [1:08:20] I [1:08:21] It would be good for them to experience comedy because I think comedy – [1:08:25] is one of the only things that can... [1:08:29] get discussions going. [1:08:31] from both sides. [1:08:33] Like if you go on stage and you have an opinion, [1:08:36] And it's not funny. I could be in the audience. I have a different opinion. I'm like, well, fuck this guy. I don't agree with that at all. But if you go on stage with an opinion that makes me laugh, even if I don't agree with it, I'm like, oh, this motherfucker, he got me. He got me. That's a good point. That's a good point. And you're like giving your buddies knuckles. That's a good point. [1:08:53] That's like where comedy breaks down doors. [1:08:56] Unfortunately, there was like restrictions put on you, which is another reason why I wouldn't do it. Like if someone says you can't say this or you can't say that, I'm like, okay. Yeah, and then you say something like, well, I didn't think about that. You shouldn't have said that either. We're going to – They have laws. There's laws. Like if you went over there and made fun of a prince or a king or a royal or the government or whatever, you're in real trouble. Like you could go to jail forever trouble. That doesn't make me feel loose. Right. [1:09:26] You know, it doesn't make me feel like I want to do stand-up in a place like that. Yeah. Yeah. [1:09:29] Almost like the UK.

[1:09:35] Yikes. They're worse than anybody. That's what's funny. Most people don't even know. Most Americans are blissfully un- [1:09:42] unaware of how [1:09:44] crazy censorship has gotten in the UK. And crime. Off the chart. And crime. Crime and censorship because people are complaining about the crime. Yeah. That's really what the censorship is all about because it's all about immigrants. Mm-hmm. [1:09:56] Pickpocketers everywhere. Bro, they just brought in people from places they bombed. How wild is that? Like, oh, do we ruin your country? So sorry. Come on over and live in London. [1:10:11] Saudi Arabia album. All the places that the West has bombed the shit out of. And you create all these refugees and then you bring them to your country. [1:10:20] Like, what are you doing? [1:10:22] It's insane. Why don't you have a vetting process? Are you trying to ruin everything? And that's where I think it gets weird because I think like under the guise of empathy and under the guise of kindness – [1:10:36] They are engineering the destruction of major Western cities. And the question is like who? Well, George Soros is the big one that everybody points to. But he can't be acting alone. There's got to be a lot of other people that also want the same result. [1:10:51] And you got to go, well, why? [1:10:52] and [1:10:53] The more I think about it, the more I think about it with its accelerated pace right now, because it's so accelerated, the more I think it's connected to the – [1:11:02] to the ultimate...

[1:11:05] the ultimate birth of AI, when AI really does become the global force for everything, they're going to want you already locked into digital ID. And that's the first response that England has had to all these problems. It's not stop immigration. It's not crack down, find the criminals, arrest them. No, no, no. It's put everybody on digital ID to keep us all safe. And that's – so once you – see, if they do have AI, AI is in control of everything – [1:11:34] everything you do, all your money, all your food, all your groceries, they put carbon taxes on you so they can completely control you. You have a carbon allotment. So if you go over your carbon footprint, you can't travel anymore. So you're totally locked in. [1:11:50] They want all that stuff in place, and the only way to get that stuff in place is to create chaos. So you want to like newly super restrictive laws. Get people so they're terrified and they want safety. Someone offers a solution, and that solution involves chaos. [1:12:06] them being able to track you everywhere you go and everybody has to have it. [1:12:09] Yes, this is the solution to make us all safe. [1:12:14] And the next thing you know, you're in a fucking Orwell book. But on the other side, I do like the idea of having to lose my driver's license on my phone. You know what I mean? Why not just get a chip? Don't be a pussy. Get the forearm chip. You know that's coming. Yeah, yeah. Get that chip, son. Brain chip. No, no. Don't get the brain one. Wait. [1:12:34] You know, it's like you don't go right into an iPhone. You get a BlackBerry first. Do you think Elon has the brain chip and he's not telling anybody?

[1:12:40] No, I think Elon's an alien. Yeah, he's not real, right? I don't think he's from here. If there's a person that's not from here, that's the guy. [1:12:48] Um... [1:12:49] trillion dollar he's a different kind of human and he's having fun that's the thing man like I'm friends with him like I've hung out with him [1:12:58] on air off air he's having fun like he's having fun that's what i want he's like works constantly and also always laughing having a good time like i got to see the spacex launch and then uh jamie and i was there on the lawn while it was launching it was crazy it was two miles away i thought it was like a quarter of a mile or half a mile because it's so loud okay two miles it's [1:13:28] They had all these monitors, like I don't know how many different cameras were on this fucking rocket. And we watched it touch down in Australia 35 minutes later. That's so cool. It was wild. But all the way, he's joking around about it blowing up. Really? Yes. Because what they're doing with these is they were – he was explaining to us on the show that they were running very specific tolerance tests. [1:13:58] whether or not the vehicle will survive. [1:14:00] So one of the things about the blow ups, people are like, oh, he's a fucking idiot. He keeps blowing up his rockets. They're designed to possibly blow up because they want to find out what can it tolerate. And so they have removed these heat shields from very specific places, but it still made it. And so it lost pressure somewhere over Australia. And there was only a 30% chance that it was going to touch down. But it did.

[1:14:26] It's so fucking cool. It's wild, man. It's wild how much data they're collecting instantaneously. And it was also practicing this thing that the way it shoots satellites into space, it's like a Pez dispenser. So it has like these things, these satellites are all in a rack. And then this thing opens up that looks like. [1:14:46] You know, like a just a long, flat opening like a Pez would come out of. And then they shoot these satellites out of it. [1:14:58] And they were practicing that. That's cool. I'm like, this is nuts. Yeah. [1:15:02] This is nuts. [1:15:04] It's really weird. Like the door opens up and you're watching like this is crazy. I don't think everybody understands how advanced this stuff is. [1:15:13] Like, I thought, Jamie, you felt the same way, right, when we were going down to the factory. I thought they'd have a rocket. [1:15:19] that they built. [1:15:21] No, they're building like hundreds of rockets. [1:15:24] Like it's assembly plant kind of style. Yeah, it's huge. It's fucking huge, man. At one point in time, what did they say they were going to be able to do three a week? [1:15:35] That's crazy. Wasn't it something crazy like that? I don't remember how many. Well, they have to do a lot, but I don't remember how many. That was the ultimate goal. I feel like more than that. More than that. Maybe three a day. I don't know. [1:15:46] Three a week. Let's just say three a week. Rockets! Wow. That can go to space. [1:15:51] And the process is fucking bananas. You can't take pictures. I don't even know if we're allowed to get specific. But while you're walking around and you're looking at it, I wouldn't be able to explain it to anybody. Right. The Chinese are listening careful. What does Rogan say? Pes dispenser. Write that down.

[1:16:11] But it's – [1:16:14] It's nuts. They have garage doors that are as high as a fucking skyscraper. And then they roll out a rocket. You're like, yo, this is nuts. [1:16:25] Thank you. [1:16:26] Thank you. [1:16:27] It's really, like, truly nuts. [1:16:30] That's awesome. And the outside of it is just like a... [1:16:34] like a Cybertruck factory. Like what is going on here? Whose car is whose? How does anybody know? [1:16:40] Thank you. [1:16:41] That's the argument. [1:16:43] Like if you ever want to have – like if someone is going to totally, completely track everything you do forever. [1:16:49] It's going to be an electric car. [1:16:51] Oh, yeah. Right? Mm-hmm. [1:16:53] Because that's just – you're just driving a computer. You don't even have an engine anymore. Yeah. I mean, it's all – everything's electric. Electric, computer-controlled vehicle that's self-trained. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Wondering what to get your dad on Father's Day? [1:17:09] The Beard and Dome Bundle from Manscaped is a really solid option. I've been using their Dome Shaver for a while now, and the thing I like about it is how easy it makes everything. You don't have to think about it. It just glides over your head, gets everything clean, no weird patches, no going over the same spot ten times. Honestly, it's so much better than anything. [1:17:29] any of the other brands I've tried. And then there's the Beard Hedger. It's got this zoom wheel with 20 different length settings that's built right in. So if you want to get your dad something he'll actually use, the Beard and Dome bundle from Manscaped is an easy pick. Get 15% off plus free shipping with the code ROGAN15 at manscaped.com. That's 15% off plus free shipping with code ROGAN15 at manscaped.com.

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[1:19:37] And how's everything up there? Good. Everything's great. That's amazing. Yeah. It's so amazing. Right. It doesn't make any sense. What do you think about when you abuse your body? But I hate it. They have to roll you like when you're getting it, they roll you down this hallway and there's all these like people just sitting there looking at like, oh, it's his turn. Yeah. Like we're really doing it. Red band. Like type. And. Yeah. [1:19:59] That was just, it's just weird. It's not, it's very. Do you get your blood work done? Do you get yourself checked up on? Every six weeks I do it. Yeah, there's a unique blood screen that they can give you now that checks for all cancers in your body. Really? Oh, shit, I need that. We're just doing it. Waste a while do it. Oh, really? Yeah. Fuck. I did it. I got nervous. Yeah. I got nervous like the first time I ever got an AIDS test. I got an AIDS test in the first time. I've been getting them a lot lately. I've been getting them a lot lately. [1:20:29] Do it every six weeks? It was in the 90s. I was getting health insurance for the first time. And it was like early 90s, like 92, something like that. And I was like, oh, no. I was just thinking of all the stupid things that I've ever done. Right. What if I have AIDS and I don't even know? That's how everybody thought back then. And then the mosquitoes. And then after a while, everyone was like, hey – [1:20:51] No one's really getting AIDS. Right. What's going on? I was scared of AIDS too. Oh, everybody was, dude. I remember the moment I found out that Magic Johnson was HIV positive. I was in my car. [1:21:03] in Revere, Massachusetts, driving on the road. And he fucked him. And he was right next door, right next to me, with his dick out. I was like, you didn't tell me.

[1:21:17] That dude was the first one that everyone was scared. Like, oh, no, he can get it. If he can get it, he's a superstar. If Magic Johnson can get it, I'm going to die. I'm fucked. Oh, my God. And we really thought that it was going to be like a zombie contagion that swept through the world and everyone was going to die. [1:21:36] Because they were taught, like, Fauci was on TV talking about children getting it from family members, like that it was communicable, like in the air, like the flu. [1:21:46] It was so spooky, man. That guy scared the fuck out of everybody when it came to AIDS. [1:21:51] Just like he did with COVID. How weird that he did it again. [1:21:55] Isn't it crazy to think that EZE died from AIDS? How did EZE really die, though? He must have taken AZT. [1:22:01] You know, the idea that Eazy-E died from Eazy-Self, like – [1:22:06] It's mostly drug users. That was what – who was dying in the early days of AIDS, and this is what Peter Duisburg said. So Peter Duisburg, he's like a persona non grata in the medical world, and it's because he had a completely different opinion than everybody else. [1:22:24] when AIDS first came out. It was like one piece of data that they're not taking into consideration is that all these people that have AIDS, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, not just HIV positive, but all the people that have AIDS, [1:22:37] All of them are hardcore drug users. [1:22:39] It was like 90-something percent of people that had, air quotes, AIDS. And they weren't – I don't know whether it's political correctness or what. It was a lot of gay party guys. And these guys were taking hardcore shit like amyl nitrate, which apparently loosens up the old booty hole, makes it easy to, as the kids say today, bottom. They used to call it bottom back then. They were calling it butt-fucking. Now it's bottoming. Have you seen hole talks? No. What is that?

[1:23:09] Botox on their hole to make it looser. Are you serious? Yeah, to make bottoming easier. They call it hole-tox. Oh, no. Yeah, if you leave men to their own devices, they will come up with the worst things to do to themselves. Yeah. [1:23:21] But so that was – so Deuceburg, his contention – and it was like – I remember we had him on the podcast. [1:23:29] And it was the first time we got like violent pushback. People like you have blood on your hands. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS right now? [1:23:36] Because this was like 2012 or something. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS? Yeah. [1:23:40] Is this a real thing? Because I'm just bringing on this guy from the University of California, Berkeley, who's a tenured professor who did groundbreaking research on cancer, like really respected, until he took this position on HIV that was outside of the Fauci narrative. And he was like, I don't think that's what we're looking at here. He goes, I think HIV is a symptom of someone having a very compromised immune system. I don't think it's a cause. And they were like, you monster. Yeah. [1:24:08] You have blood on your hands. I remember there was an article written in one of those magazines, like Spin Magazine or something like that. Spin. Back in the day. You know when it was like cool? Yeah. They used to have cool music magazines. Yeah. Spin was a cool music magazine. Falcon. There was another one. What was the other one? Max? Max? No. No, Maxim was like a guy's magazine. But like remember Rolling Stone used to be cool? Yeah. It used to be cool. It was like before it was like a propaganda arm. Yeah. [1:24:37] It was – [1:24:38] It was like you'd get interesting stories.

[1:24:41] And this was... [1:24:42] In... [1:24:44] I think it was Spin Magazine. Spin, yeah. There was another one that was like Spin. That's what I'm trying to remember. See if you can find Peter Duisburg article, AIDS. EZ died only a month after he was diagnosed. Whoa. He went full blown that fast? He might have been diagnosed with full blown. Right. Wow. Some rapper thinks it's a conspiracy that he was killed by the government. [1:25:08] Well, that's fun. I mean, Ice Cube had that whole album saying that he got fucked in the ass by Dr. J in a baseball bat, no Vaseline or whatever. Yeah. Well, who knows? Ice Cube. Don't you remember when Suge Knight was on – I think he was on Jimmy Kimmel's show talking about how you just inject somebody with AIDS? Yeah. [1:25:27] Oh, yeah. You can inject them with AIDS. [1:25:29] Like the mosquitoes. [1:25:31] Yeah. What was my question? Oh, Peter Duisberg, Spin Magazine. Yeah. So he wrote this article about it. And then he wrote a book about it. But he's fucked. Like his career completely stalled out after that. He couldn't get funding for things. [1:25:45] And, you know, widely dismissed by all... [1:25:49] most all other scientists. [1:25:52] And back then, I used to think it doesn't make sense that this one guy has figured things out and that nobody else does. But now I'm like, maybe it's the same as what happened during COVID. But maybe back then there's no Internet. And maybe back then they could just get away with it. And maybe back then they got used to getting away with it, which is why they tried it again in 2020.

[1:26:11] That's why they did the exact same thing to all those... [1:26:14] Like legitimate professors, legitimate doctors, they shamed them and banned them. They didn't want anybody deviating. And that's, I think, what they might have done to this guy. [1:26:24] That's crazy to think that the whole AIDS crisis might have really been about people destroying their immune system. [1:26:32] through [1:26:33] Hardcore drug use. [1:26:35] Thank you. [1:26:35] That was his contention. People were saying it's very homophobic. It's like, okay, let's not – let's – [1:26:42] Say a bunch of nice things about gay people. We love them. We appreciate, you know, I have no problem with gay. Let's say it. Like if you're talking about this, if you were a doctor back then, gay people are amazing. However, all these gay people are doing drugs. All these gay people that are getting AIDS, like something like 90% of them were hardcore drug users. [1:26:59] This was his contention. [1:27:01] And you would say, well, that's what opens them to the type of behavior that you get AIDS with. [1:27:08] Right. [1:27:10] Sam Kinison had a bit about that. Do you remember his bit? [1:27:14] He's like, they say, Sam, AIDS is a communicable disease. Straight people get it, too. He goes, name one! Name one fucking guy! Name one! [1:27:23] It's not our fucking dance. [1:27:26] He didn't write the article, but he's definitely in the article. Right. There was an article about him. Yeah. Yeah. No, he didn't write the article. Did I say he wrote it? No, no. I'm just for clarification because I didn't. No, it was an article about, yeah, Bob Guccione, Spin Magazine. Isn't he the guy that owns Penthouse?

[1:27:42] I think so, right? [1:27:44] No. Bob Buguccione Jr., founder of Spin. Penhouse. Maybe, yeah. Maybe. Um... [1:27:52] Okay, listen to this. So this is what he wrote, what Bob Guccione Jr. wrote. [1:27:58] Um... [1:28:00] Scroll up a little higher. [1:28:03] At the end of 1989, two years after we started the highly controversial AIDS column... [1:28:09] In spin, we published an article by Cecilia Farber called The Sins of Omission about the truly bad and corrupt science surrounding promoting AZT as a treatment for the syndrome of diseases. [1:28:23] Celia was the editor and frequent writer of the column and unearthed hard evidence of the cold-bloodedness of the AIDS establishment pushing a drug that was... [1:28:33] worse than the disease and killed faster than the natural progression of AIDS left untreated. [1:28:40] AZT had been an abandoned cancer drug discarded because of its fatal toxicity, resurrected in the cynical belief that AIDS patients were going to die anyway. So trying it out was sort of like playing with the house's money. [1:28:54] Because the drug didn't require the usual massive expensive research and trial processes, [1:29:00] Having gone through that years earlier, it was insanely profitable for its maker, Burroughs Wellcome. [1:29:07] It was a tragically perfect storm of windfall profits, something to pacify AIDS activists and the media, and a convenient boom to the patient holders for HIV testing.

[1:29:18] Oh, patent, excuse me, patent owners, patent holders for HIV testing. [1:29:24] who should get the Congressional Medal of Honor for her brave and relentless reporting, here and throughout the ten years we ran the column, exposed... [1:29:32] the worthlessness of the drug, the shady studies and deals to suppress the negative findings and its awful and final consequences. [1:29:41] This piece very literally changed the media's view of AIDS and sharpened their discerning and skeptical eye. [1:29:49] and soon after AZT was once again shelved, hopefully this time forever. [1:29:53] Many times over the years since, people have come up to me and said that reading this article saved their lives. [1:29:59] that they either stopped taking the drug and their health improved vastly [1:30:03] or they never took it because of what we reported. [1:30:06] Nothing ever made me prouder. Bob Guccione Jr., founder of Spin, October 3rd, 2015. So this is all... [1:30:16] this article is all about [1:30:18] Peter Duisberg's perspective on this. [1:30:21] And it's very complicated, and it's certainly not for a guy like me. [1:30:26] to figure out [1:30:27] if he's telling the truth or if he's correct, but what they said about AZT and chemotherapy and pushing AZT through and how they made a bunch of money. [1:30:36] That's all true. They were not only that, but they were giving AZT to people that showed no symptoms like Arthur Ashe. [1:30:42] Arthur Ashe tested positive. [1:30:44] They gave him AZT. [1:30:46] I'm going to go [1:30:47] There's a bunch of people died from taking AZT that probably didn't have to die. Right.

[1:30:53] That's scary shit, man. If it's the same guy that... [1:30:55] Pushed the vaccine during the AIDS crisis. The COVID crisis. It's kind of fucked that he got to do it twice. Serial killer. And if he didn't do it twice, nobody probably would be aware that it was the same guy. Because even if you know about AZT, nobody was going Anthony Fauci. Nobody was saying that guy's name. [1:31:12] You know, you weren't saying when you would talk about the AIDS crisis... [1:31:15] They even made a movie about it, right? Dallas Buyers Club. That's the fucking movie. That's what it's about. [1:31:22] The bad guy in Dallas Buyers Club is Anthony Fauci. Really? Yes. I need to rewatch it. That's the guy keeping them from getting other medications and pushing AZT. [1:31:32] They do the same thing. [1:31:34] We played a video the other day where Fauci was talking about AZT. The reason why they use it is because it's both safe and effective. He uses the exact same terminology. [1:31:43] Fucking wild. It's wild. And then when Biden's leaving office, he gives him a pardon. Big old juicy pardon. That's ridiculous. It's kind of funny. It is kind of funny, right? It's like God, when it's so in your face, the corruption's so like up your ass and in your face. [1:32:04] Mwah. [1:32:06] Thank you. [1:32:06] Thank you. [1:32:07] What are you going to do? I don't know. Move to New York. Become a socialist. Try that out. Jesus. [1:32:14] No thanks. That's going to be interesting to see what happens in New York. [1:32:17] Yeah, most likely he's not going to be able to do most of the stuff he said he was going to do because he'll find out you can't. Oh, I heard all these CEOs are moving out of there and the stock market I heard is moving. I don't know if that's real. Is that real? Stock market is moving to Texas I heard. What? Yeah. No.

[1:32:33] It's similar, but I don't think it's the same. The same? But you've got to have a Ten Commandments on the wall and check your gun at the door. I just got my first gun. I can't wait to shoot it. Congratulations. Yeah. What did you get? It's so easy. Shadow Systems War Poet. [1:32:47] Whoa, Warpo. That sounds like something. Aubrey Marcus, right? The whole time I'm like, wait, is this Aubrey's gun? He's got a signature gun. Uh... [1:32:56] Yeah, shadow system, though. It's like a Glock 19-ish, you know. Okay. Nine millimeter? Nine millimeter. Have you gone to the range yet? Not yet. I need to go. I want to get a scope for it, though, too, like one of those laser scopes. Red dot. It's called a red dot. Don't say a scope. A scope. Of course, I need to get a silencer and all the fun stuff. Oh, God. [1:33:16] But it's so crazy how easy it is. You know, I didn't know it was literally walk in and go, I want a gun, and they do a little background check and go, here's your gun. [1:33:26] Register it. They just make sure you're not a criminal. Right. Yeah. It's great. [1:33:30] Yeah, it's better. [1:33:31] And you don't even need to do that. You could literally give somebody a gun in this state and go, here, that's your gun now. Like gift a gun. The craziest thing about this country is the place with the most gun violence are the cities that have the tightest gun control. Like, boy, you talk about counterintuitive. [1:33:47] Yeah. I wonder if that's our same problem with drugs. [1:33:50] I really do. [1:33:51] I mean, I don't necessarily think it's going to be good to have all drugs legal. [1:33:57] and sold everywhere. I just don't think it's necessarily good for us. [1:34:01] But also it's not good to not do it.

[1:34:03] It's not good to make it illegal because then people are just going to get it somewhere else. Right, and bad versions of it. This is my argument against gambling, too. [1:34:13] Like, especially online gambling... [1:34:15] You know, if online gambling becomes somehow or another illegal, like if they stop with these apps, like let's say some people decide, look, there's so many people that are losing their money and going crazy and getting addicted to sports books that we're going to have to ban all these apps that allow you to bet on sports. And then there's a scandal that happened with the NBA and there's another scandal with the UFC. So it's clear that. [1:34:41] organized crime is getting involved and people are trying to make money with rigging bets and shit like that. So we're going to make it illegal. You think people are going to stop betting? [1:34:50] It's just going to be like they're in the prohibition. They're in the prohibition. What did they do? They went out and they fucking bought illegal booze. They're going to go out and they're going to support illegal gambling. They're going to go to people's houses where they're going to have poker games and they're going to get robbed. You're just going to open people up to crime. You're going to open people up to the kind of people that are willing to risk their freedom in order to have an illegal game so they can make money. Those are wild people, man. That's the same people bringing in fentanyl. [1:35:20] boats up. The reason why they have to blow these boats up is because fentanyl is coming in. The reason why fentanyl is coming in is because we don't have legal drugs. We have to get it illegally and we got a shit ton of junkies. The drugs are illegal, but they're somehow or another getting here to the point where they've ruined Portland. The whole city is filled with junkies. You got people like homeless people everywhere, complete chaos.

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[1:38:54] and not have to go to Vegas for it, what does it have for you? Right. All it has is like big event centers and the fact that you go there for a vacation. Right. [1:39:03] So that's why they're trying to get people to do residencies, like Celine Dion had the residency there. And I think – what's his face? Garth Brooks had a residency there. And a sphere. Yeah. You have to make stuff like that. The sphere. Yeah. Yeah. Like you can only go – they're building some extra spheres, right? Yeah. The original goal was to have three of them, and I think now they've reeled back on that. There's a smaller one I saw getting made somewhere. [1:39:33] blowing up now everywhere they just opened up one in dallas and i want to invest in that company that's a separate thing but there's one place that allows you to be in front of a screen that is so big it feels like you're on the field right i've seen that yeah that's the one we're talking about it's weirdly called cosm and i don't think it's related to right the other place it's not it's not [1:39:55] Chapel of Sacred Mirrors. That's his. Alex Gray. Leave him alone. He owns Cosm. You can't call it Cosm. Oh. You know? [1:40:03] That's Chapel of Sacred Marriage. They made that Sweet Matrix version of the movie. I want to see it. What do you mean? I'll show you. It's. [1:40:10] It's insane. You haven't seen this? No. [1:40:12] Cosm did this? Yeah. You could still go. I think they have it in Dallas. I want to go so bad. It's called Matrix and Shared Reality. What? Let me find the video of the Matrix. Wait a minute. This is a company I invest in, I think.

[1:40:25] Well, it's the greatest way to see a fight. Yeah. It's probably better than going live. It is probably. It's the same screen. You're watching it there. Right. But, like, that's the movie in the middle, and then they've added all the extra shit around it to, like, add whatever, you know, nonsense. [1:40:40] shit to look at, but [1:40:42] They did a similar thing with the Wizard of Oz. Like, I saw people complaining, the Wizard of Oz, that the sphere is full of AI. [1:40:48] Because they expanded the screen. But they did it, right? Yeah, and I've seen shit, though. It looks kind of neat. It looks badass. They got the tornado flying around in the sphere. Well, why are people upset? Because people are nonsense. They want the old one. You can still get the old one. [1:41:01] She's not at the sphere. You're at the sphere. Shut the fuck up. Enjoy it. Flying monkeys in the sphere. Oh, I want it to be like the old one. I want it to be grainy and make me feel like apple pie. Remind me of the olden days when that was a good movie. [1:41:17] Bro, you know how many people died from the Wizard of Oz? Mm-hmm. Like, how many people got sick? Like, that dude that had the Tin Man? That guy got fucked up from that stuff. Makeup, yeah. Yeah. A lot of shit happened. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. The makeup got him. [1:41:32] Mm-hmm. [1:41:33] There is, I think... [1:41:35] Over 10 things that happened like that. [1:41:38] on the Wizard of Oz. There's a lot of shit that happened. I don't know if that hanging guy was real, but remember that guy? Did someone hang himself? Hung himself. Was that real? I don't think that was real, right? No. It's definitely one of the longest lasting urban myths about it, though. [1:41:51] Yeah. Yeah. [1:41:53] But like what happened to the Tin Man?

[1:41:55] It was the makeup. Right, but what happened to him? I'm looking it up. I think it was bad. Yeah. [1:42:00] You've got to imagine, like... [1:42:02] How toxic is that stuff? Right. Especially back then. This was like back when they had the radium girls. Do you know about that? The witch had something happen to her, too. Buddy Epson, originally cast in the role as the wood man, a.k.a. the tin man, was essentially poisoned by the makeup, which was made of pure aluminum dust. Oh, my God. Nine days after filming... [1:42:22] started he was hospitalized sitting under an oxygen tent and he's not getting better fast enough the filmmakers hired Jack Haley to be the Tin Man instead. [1:42:31] This time, instead of applying aluminum powder, the makeup artist mixed it into a paste and painted it on him. [1:42:36] He did develop an infection in his right eye that needed medical attention, but it ended up getting treatable. So that guy just left him. [1:42:43] He lost the role? He lost the role. Wow. That sucks. So whatever happened to him afterwards? Yeah. [1:42:47] Let's find out what happened to Buddy Epson after the – what if he survived? [1:42:54] No, that can't be him. [1:42:56] Wait, that's the original guy. Wait, that's him? I mean, they replaced him. Right, but it can't be Buddy Epson from the Beverly Hillbillies. [1:43:04] It can't be the same guy. I mean, how many? That's what I'm saying. How many Buddy Epsons are there? What did that just say? Oh, yeah, it's him. That's him? So he got lucky. [1:43:13] Maybe. Maybe it never would have been Jed Clampett. Right. It couldn't have been the Tin Man. That's nuts. Man, his face looks like a Tin Man now that you look at it. Is that definitely the same guy? [1:43:24] Does it say that? Right here. Best known for rules is Jed Clampett and Barnaby Jones. Right, right. But does it say that he was in –

[1:43:32] Yeah, there's a little tin man like the second pitcher over. I know, but that might be the other one. [1:43:38] Is that the same guy? Well, look in his Wikipedia. I think there's two different famous Buddy Ebsons. I know. What are the odds? Well, the other guy, maybe he's dead. Maybe he didn't get famous. This guy jacked his name. Yeah, it's signed by MGM. Wizard of Oz. There it is. [1:43:52] Wow, that's him. [1:43:55] He was the original Wizard of Oz. [1:43:57] Sexy Tim Man. Wow, they poisoned his ass. [1:44:01] that's nuts man the witch also got sick off of her stuff [1:44:05] Oh, she was wearing green, right? Burns in the makeup. Oh, she got burned. I was full of copper makeup. Copper makeup so that it wouldn't seep through her wounds and become toxic. Unlike Epstein, she didn't get fired because they could live without her on the set for several more weeks. [1:44:20] Oh, my God. It's false. The actor didn't hang himself. [1:44:25] And one of them playing the munchkins? [1:44:28] Whoo! [1:44:30] True. Someone stepped on Toto. Oh, no. [1:44:34] Yeah, those movies are weird to watch now because you realize that wasn't that long ago in terms of human history and people were just weird back then. [1:44:45] Thank you. [1:44:46] Nuts. So what does the sphere version of The Wizard of Oz look like? So they – as an example, it's normal in the middle. Right. But then they built everything around it. So when there's a tornado, the original movie just had like a little spinny tornado. Now they make this humongous tornado where you could see the clouds in the sky and this monster trunk of a tornado. It's so awesome. Who would complain about that? Yeah, people just hear AI, don't change my movies.

[1:45:16] Same old shitty movie. Right. And while that tornado is going on, they have like things flying through the air in for real. Like drones? No, no. Like things that are supposed to look like dust and stuff. Like, look at that. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Giant fans in there and they throw debris in there and shit. Yeah. Wow. Oh, my God. That's incredible. That's incredible. [1:45:36] Why would anybody complain about that? You know, when they did the UFC there, I think it was at least 20 million... [1:45:46] Oh, they spread it out? Do that again? Yeah, they had to add stuff that actors would have been doing. You never know what they would... That's what I saw people were mad about. Whether they're really mad or not... Oh, yeah, that guy looks fake. It's just... No, no, this is... [1:45:57] This is not the final version. Oh, that's when they're working on it? That's when they were working on it. Oh, okay. Yeah. So they had to have them walk into the scene. Look at that. [1:46:05] Wow. [1:46:08] I mean, it looks badass. I want to go really bad. I'm going to go there next month to go... [1:46:15] see something. Also not the whole movie, I think. It's not? Nope. [1:46:19] I don't think they cut out. In fact, it was. I don't think they did the entire thing. I guess if the movie is two hours, I think it's an hour and a half or something like that. [1:46:26] Oh, well, that's not cool. They might have cut out some songs or something. You're not supposed to do that because then it's not going to sync up. Right. Yeah. I wish they would do that, though. Like if you go there, you get headphones and listen to the Pink Floyd. That would be badass. Well, you would bring your phone. [1:46:41] Oh, and you would sync it up. Right. [1:46:44] So that would piss me off if they fucked it up and made it an hour and a half instead of two hours. And I just dropped acid. Yeah. And I was ready. Damn. I'm going to go see Zac Brown band there next month. So I mean. What is he doing in there? He's got a residency there. He's doing the sphere. What is he doing with like the craziness in the sky? I don't know. He said he was working on. They've been working on a lot of cool stuff. But I didn't ask him. Oh, you probably can't tell you anyway. Right. Right. Until the thing. So who's been there? They had.

[1:47:13] Grateful Dead. Fish. Fish. Right. Was it Fish? [1:47:18] Yeah, Fish was there. U2 started it. U2 started it. Right. U2 did the first one. And the Backstreet Boys or something weird like that were there. NSYNC. Yeah. Backstreet Boys. I was there the weekend it started, and I was walking around wondering why everyone was dressed in white. [1:47:33] I don't know how you do this and how you tell people to do this. [1:47:36] Everyone showed up in white. For the Bachelor of Boys? For every show. [1:47:39] 20,000 people. [1:47:41] For the Backstreet Boys? Yeah, mostly girls, guys too. Wait, what? [1:47:44] I don't know how you communicate that. What is that all about? I don't know. It was very strange. Walking around Vegas and everyone dressed in white jeans, white shirts. Ew. What? What is fucking happening? Oh, the Backstreet Boys are here. And you leave at 1130 and they're all walking around drunk and still all in one. Bro, the Backstreet Boys were huge when I was 21. If you had told me when I was 38, they would be playing in the most sophisticated dome, the most sophisticated auditorium, whatever you want to call it, stadium that anyone's ever performed in. I'd be like, what? And selling it up. I've got the list of acts now. [1:48:13] Yeah, Zach Brown starts in a couple weeks. Yeah. [1:48:15] No Doubt's coming in May. No Doubt? Yep. [1:48:18] Danny Chesney's also been there. Do you know how much money it must cost to run? [1:48:24] Because the UFC budget was way over because of it, because they had these big, crazy animated things that were going on in the background. It was fucking cool as shit, man. Just walking into the building the first time, I was like, this is nuts. That's awesome. It was really, truly impressive. And I guess the outside is insane, too. You know? Yeah. It's cool, the visuals they have on that.

[1:48:44] like the advertisement too. Like, you know, they would just have like Samsung phones on this big... [1:48:49] Yeah. [1:48:50] Yeah, after a while, it's just going to be drones in the sky. Just pixel-sized drones. Just trillions of them playing a movie out. I mean, that sounds crazy, but so does a screen. So does a, you know? Right. A giant, I was watching some guy reviewing the biggest TV you can buy now. It's like 118 inches. 130, I think. Is it really? Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about, yeah. [1:49:12] The thing about these things is maybe the video I watched is seven months old. Right. Right? And now there's one that's – Was it Linus Tech Tips? No, someone else. Some guy. And he was like, you can sit it on a cabinet, but it weighs 240 pounds. So you have to have a super sturdy cabinet. But most people should just hang them on the wall. But you do not try to hang it on the wall by yourself. It's just way too heavy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [1:49:40] What is it? It's 10 days old. [1:49:42] It's a 116-inch TV. Oh, so that's the biggest? I don't know. I just typed in biggest TV. It's the largest TV in the world. Maybe it's a mid-LED. I think there's something a little bigger than that. Maybe it is. [1:49:52] Maybe it is 116 inches. Unboxing the biggest TV yet. [1:49:56] Thank you. [1:49:57] The thing I like that's cool that nobody can get is what Justin Bieber and Kanye have in their... [1:50:02] warehouses, which is like a giant jumbotron screen. And they're watching TV and watching movies. [1:50:08] A giant jumbotron. Yeah, I don't like that. So they made a movie theater. [1:50:12] it's like they're practicing for their arena shows and they're just what oh yeah hear me uh really

[1:50:20] No. So a Jumbotron like you would have at Madison Square Garden. [1:50:24] and they have one in their house. [1:50:27] Justin Bieber. You've been following Bieber? Wait a minute. Justin Bieber's doing a Twitch stream? He started doing Twitch recently, yeah. [1:50:34] What? Yeah, he's just live streaming. He's making videos and practicing. He's got a basketball hoop and golf shoes. How many people are watching while he's doing this? I don't know. He also doesn't really communicate with the fans or anything. They just kind of have it on. [1:50:46] That thing back here is a giant screen. I don't know if you could see it on. [1:50:49] That's so weird. [1:50:51] But, like, how many people are watching this while it's streaming? Well, this video has 250,000 views from 13 days ago. Right, but this is a YouTube video. This isn't an actual stream. This is a replay. [1:51:01] reposting of it. Right. [1:51:03] Is it on his channel? No. Bug is his channel? [1:51:06] Now this isn't his channel. I don't watch won't show the video so the two hundred and forty two thousand are on someone else's channel. I [1:51:12] So they've taken his stream and reposted it. Yeah. [1:51:15] He's just making his video or making songs. [1:51:19] But it's not shown on the screen I wanted to show you. [1:51:21] Hmm. [1:51:21] How do you know about this? Are you a Belieber? I mean, he's got good songs. He's got good songs? He's a golfer? Oh, he's a golfer. Oh, he's a golfer. It's that cult. The cult of the ball. He's got the bug. The cult of the little white ball. LeBron got the bug. Kevin Hart got the bug. I saw Kevin Hart got the bug. You motherfuckers. Everyone's got that goddamn golfing bug. Kevin Hart? Yeah. I bet Red Band never gets that bug. No, I didn't. Fuck that shit. It's never going to happen. They'll never get you with that. I don't want that. No.

[1:51:51] It'll never get you. It sounds horrible. It'll never get you with some outdoor activity. Fuck off. Fuck off. Whatever. It wouldn't be that. I don't know if you're archery. Outdoor. Archery? You want to do archery? I used to do archery in middle school. Well, when we open up. What's that? Kanye watching a basketball game on his screen. Can I get a perspective? That's Kanye down there. What? That's awesome. No way. For real? That's how he watches TV? I don't. I mean. It's a hundred foot screen? That'd be cool. That's a thing. That's badass. [1:52:21] before that's all before the anti-jew stuff when they killed his bank account oh yeah yeah yeah is that like the panel things like where they have to put those panels yeah bro go back to that that's insane joe get that for the studio so we can go watch that's insane i know we're doing another studio at circuit of america that is so awesome dude that uh that amusement park there looks so fucking cool dude it's sick they they have great restaurants are opening up there they [1:52:51] The track is incredible. Yeah. But is it going to be like traffic nightmare around there? Because that area is already kind of a traffic nightmare around there. Helicopter in. It's not the best place to drive to sometimes. Like I went to see Garth Brooks there recently. It was nuts. So many people there. I saw Eminem there. That was nuts. Oh, you saw Eminem there? Yeah. Oh, damn. I didn't even know he was there. It was great. It was great. He looks good. [1:53:16] and put on a very energetic show. He still can flow fast. It was really good. It was a great show. Who else did we see there? Oh, Post Malone was there. I saw Post Malone there a couple times. I saw him when he did the... I think a couple times. I saw him when he did the... The other time I saw him was in Dallas. But he did the country music tour. So he was doing mostly country, a lot of acoustic songs, a lot of acoustic guitars. Great.

[1:53:44] Posty. Here's a fun story about Posty. When I met him, he met my fiancee, Janice, who's Asian, and he exchanged phone numbers with her. And then I find out later how he's got the biggest Asian fetish ever. And so Janice and him have text proof. I'm like, oh no. She calls him Posty as a joke just to piss me off. Like, oh, Posty. [1:54:14] of lyrics. [1:54:15] It is a thing. Dudes who love Asian girls. It becomes a thing. [1:54:20] I don't know why, but it seems to stick. It's probably like Chung Lee from Street Fighter as a kid, you know, seeing her in that little dress. That can't be it. That can't be the only reason. That's ridiculous. I don't know. [1:54:35] It's interesting though, right? It becomes a type. Yeah. Yeah. [1:54:39] yeah [1:54:40] Oh, I saw the stones there. [1:54:42] That was nuts. That was nuts. So it's an outdoor concert there? Yeah. I mean, they have a huge stage. And the Stones was like over 100,000 people were there for it. Wow. Because it was also during Circuit of the Americas. It was crazy. [1:54:57] bananas, man. You can't even believe you're seeing it. It's so nuts. It's one of those things where you're like, [1:55:03] Is that really Mick Jagger out there? Like, this is... You know what I mean? Like, some people attain a level of, like, legendary status that you can barely believe they're real when you see them in person. That was what it was like. Hmm. They were great, man. Like, put on a great fucking show at a thousand years old.

[1:55:21] . [1:55:21] Have you raced a car there? Is that possible? I've driven around. I haven't raced anybody, but I've gone fast. I want to go fast. I've driven a few cars around there. I drove my car, which is a GT3 RS, a 2007 GT3 RS. I took that around the track. I took a Ford GT. It's another car I have. I took that around the track. And then recently I drove, they have a new Corvette, the Corvette ZR1. It's amazing. [1:55:48] A thousand horsepower? Yeah. A thousand horsepower Corvette? It was bananas. By far the best car I've ever driven. Really? By far. You're going to get one? [1:56:00] A hundred percent. Really? One thousand, one hundred thousand percent. Yeah, it looks sexy, too. I love it. No, dude, it's incredible. It's incredible. [1:56:09] It's incredible. I mean, it's just like it's so engineered, man. Like when you're driving around the track, we were going fast, and the thing was just gripping, gripping. The handling is so balanced because it's a mid-engine car now. You know, from the C8, the eighth version, like from Tony's on, is all like super balanced out now because the engine is in the middle of the car. It's just like so planted. Is it better than a – I mean, Porsches have mid-engine cars too. Is it better than Porsche handles? [1:56:39] Porsche's mid-engine cars are the Caymans and the Boxster. Those are the mid-engine cars. The other ones are rear-engine cars, which is a little more tricky. [1:56:48] Rear engine cars, it's like when the ass end kicks out, you've got to keep on the gas or the car will spin out on you. It's a little different.

[1:56:55] You know, like a lot of people don't. [1:56:57] They like it because you can control that, and once you get to control it, it can actually help you run the track. That's why one of the fastest cars in the world around the Nürburgring is the Porsche 911 GT3 RS. [1:57:11] which is a rear-engine, rear-wheel drive car. And it's one of the fastest cars around the Nürburgring because when you know how to drive it, that weight balance can actually assist you, and they're just so well-engineered. [1:57:23] The Corvette's faster. It is? Yeah. The Corvette, I think... What's the Syrenna 60? Yeah. [1:57:28] Well, [redacted address] faster. It's a faster car. It's a spaceship. Yeah. [1:57:34] Like, it's a nutty car. I don't know if it's faster around the Nurburgring. As a matter of fact, I don't think it is. [1:57:40] The... [1:57:41] I think it's like a hair behind it, which is interesting because it's a lot more horsepower. [1:57:45] But [1:57:46] That's also... [1:57:48] A professional race car driver drove the Porsche, and Corvette set its record for the fastest American car ever built around the Nürburgring with a Corvette engineer, not even a professional race car driver. And so professional race car drivers, like there's some guys on YouTube, they've looked at the footage because you watch the dash cam footage. They said, I could take about 10 seconds off this. [1:58:11] Which is nuts. More than a Model S Plaid, though? The new ones? They're really fast, too. But they're not as fast around corners. You know what I mean? Like, the Nürburgring and a lot of these... [1:58:23] tracks, it's not just about how fast you go, it's about what kind of suspension you have. And the Model S Plaid in some ways is limited by the width of the tires and the suspension. It's a great car for driving regular streets. But if you were going to do a

[1:58:40] Car like that and take it on the track you would do what I did with mine the unplugged performance one badass. That's different that is [1:58:47] could probably go around the track faster than anything. Right. Because it has super wide tires. It's a wider body because they add carbon fiber fenders, wider tires, and then, like, insane braking power. Like, that car is amazing. [1:59:00] That's a future car. That car's from the future. That's sexy as fuck. [1:59:05] It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever driven. [1:59:07] Yeah. But everything else I have, all the fast, supposedly fast cars, they're all pussy cars. Right. That robot just silent. [1:59:17] It goes faster than all of them. Faster, handles incredible, and it's really heavy. Those are really heavy cars. I've never even seen that the Mercedes-Benz G1 is the fastest on the Nurburgring. Wow, that's sexy. That's basically a race car. 630? [1:59:31] So a minute faster than the Tesla Plaid in 2023. What is that exhaust on the top? See, that's the thing about a Tesla Plaid. 730 used to be awesome. Like when my GT3 RS came out, I think it was like 740. A professional race car driver took it around the Nürburgring, which is kind of nuts. But now I think... [1:59:50] The – [1:59:52] Corvette is under six is under seven. I think it's like 650. What is the Corvette's time? So number one is it? Yeah, okay. [2:00:01] 49. [2:00:02] 649 that's crazy so that's a full minute almost faster than the gt3 rs that i have so look at that so below that so it is faster than the gt3 rs which is nuts because the gt3 rs and the gt2 rs have always been like the ones that everybody looks at 0.05 yeah real close real close but again the corvette is being driven by a guy who's an engineer right now that's a good idea

[2:00:31] The Porsche is being driven by a race car driver. [2:00:35] There is a difference. Those engineers are awesome drivers, but that's like, you know, you play basketball in college, you're really good, now you have to play against LeBron. There's a difference. And it's also pre-production, right? Yeah. [2:00:46] And then there's the GT2 RS, the Manthe. So what Manthe is, it's like a performance company. They take a regular GT2, which is a nutty car. It's a turbocharged GT3 RS, essentially. [2:00:59] And it's got more than 700 horsepower. It's an insane car. [2:01:02] So that's a little faster. But the regular GT2 RS is not as fast. [2:01:07] So that's an MR. That's another modified vehicle. [2:01:12] It's another company. That's a GT3 RS, but then GT2 RS is what I'm asking about. So there's the GTD. That's the Ford Mustang. That's the new crazy Mustang that they just came out with. [2:01:23] These are nutty numbers, man. Like, off the charts, insane numbers. [2:01:30] And they're going to get faster and faster. [2:01:33] when Elam's here, he was trying to tell me [2:01:37] without telling me how insane his little sportster car is. [2:01:41] Whatever it's called, the Roadster. Oh, the Bigfoot. Whatever that thing's going to be. Roadster. Bigfoot. Yeah, Sasquatch. [2:01:48] Yeah, okay. It's... [2:01:50] But he said they're going to have a product demonstration sometime in the beginning of the year. He said January or February. They had that 13 years ago, too. [2:02:00] I mean, I wish he would bring that out. God, that's like the easiest. How many people put a deposit down? A lot. And a lot of people have canceled their deposits. Including Sam Altman. Yeah.

[2:02:11] Yeah, MK did recently also. [2:02:15] I mean, I don't understand what the problem is. Like, why not just release one? I mean... [2:02:20] Because you can't. Yeah. Because you're busy. Well, but he's releasing other things. He's got rockets to make. Yeah. He doesn't have the time. I like my Hummer. That's my favorite car. What's that? From the time he's been here, they've already pushed it back to April 1st now. [2:02:34] Oh, for the demonstration? Three days ago. Okay, so 2027. Yeah, we're going to get this before GTA. Tesla delays reveal of production roaster. April Fool's Day. See, he's fucking with everybody. That's funny. Come on, that's funny. No, he's definitely funny. That's actually funny. [2:02:54] Yeah. [2:02:55] Look at that. Let me see the image again. Gives him some deniability. Bro. Bro. [2:03:00] If that thing does come out, though, that's going to be so much fun. That's zero to 60 in some stupid number. Because the Tesla Plaid, my car does it in 1.9. Yeah. 1.9. 1.9. [2:03:11] It's crazy. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that's going to do it in, but it's probably going to be like 1-4 or something insane. [2:03:18] which is one second. [2:03:19] Basically a second. My Hummer does in 2.8. That's scary as fuck, dude. And the whole front goes up like a boat. You're just looking at the sky. Really? Yeah. Are they having a hard time selling those? Yeah, 100%. Why? They're cool. They're really cool. I think it's just, I don't know, man. It's just, it's expensive. It's a very expensive car. You're always ranting about it, though. You love it. It's my favorite car, and it's just ridiculous that it's so much fun to drive. It's the funnest car I've ever drove.

[2:03:49] where you go fast and the whole thing goes up like a boat. It's so hilarious. They just released Super Crab Walk also, just like an update where it's even more ridiculous, like where you can just drive sideways kind of. Ooh, Super Crab Walk. Yeah. [2:04:05] It's fun, dude. You should... [2:04:07] Borrow my car so I'm going to go out. Like, it's fucking hilarious. It's fucking awesome. [2:04:12] Have you been in a Cybertruck yet? I have, but I haven't driven one. And, you know, that's something I canceled my reservation for. That's why I got the Hummer. But I'm still, I got that tick. Like, I kind of want it still. But I don't know. If you did it, you should put cat stickers all over it. Cat stickers. You know what I mean? Like, put your death squad cat. Like, wrap it and stuff? Yeah. I would wrap it. That way people would definitely fuck with it. Yeah, I can't do that. Dudes would piss all over your car or something. Right. Like, I wanted to get Red Band as my license plate. And I was, like, available. I was, like, I can't do that. [2:04:42] Yeah. But that'd be cool. Yeah. You're asking to get stalked. Like, I roast, you know, it'd be like that. [2:04:52] That was back when Tony wanted attention. Yeah. Now he's hiding. Hey, I'm hiding. I'm hiding. Now he's got tinted windows. When you... [2:05:02] Like maybe you can put Red Band in like a code. [2:05:06] Yeah. Yeah. That would actually be more fun. I almost said what my license plate is. I mean, I kind of did. Oh, did you? Yeah. Yeah. [2:05:14] That's a douche move, right? Having a – like I've never – I've had one. [2:05:19] December 12, 2012.

[2:05:24] That was the end of the Mayan calendar. That's right. You did have one. I wonder if that really did... [2:05:29] It's like we're going to look back, and that's when something happened, and we just didn't realize something had happened. Yeah. Like there's some technological breakthrough. They're going to point back to December 21, 2012. [2:05:40] Okay. [2:05:41] Yeah. They're going to say, oh, that's when everything went weird. [2:05:45] 100%. [2:05:46] Probably, right? Yeah, that and COVID. [2:05:49] We got two updates during those two times. COVID was the big one. Yeah. I had someone trying to tell me it was the most painful conversation, that every time your nose got swabbed during COVID, they put micro particles in your body and they can turn them on or off and make you tired or make you like, what? [2:06:07] Why am I having this conversation? Did you hang up with Eddie Bravo? I go, if you research this, if you research this, like, what are you talking about? I'm like, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. [2:06:16] Like everybody's got it, and 90% of the people on the planet have these things in their body, and they can just turn them on and turn them off. Okay, what? Where is this technology coming from? Where do they have it? How – you know how many steps have to be taken before they inject stuff into people? They have to be sure that it works. Yeah. Did you see Kim Kardashian doesn't believe we went to the moon? Have you been watching? I'm watching the show. Just dropping – we're dropping knowledge on Kim. Oh, Kim's catching it. It's funny watching her be into that. [2:06:46] and then old Kim's getting red-pilled. Yeah. That's great, bro. When you watch Richard Nixon having a conversation with the guys, congratulations, boys, you're on the moon. Like, what? He's got a phone. He's got a landline. He's calling the guys on the moon. Like, shut the fuck up. Just shut your fucking hole.

[2:07:10] There is no way that phone is connected to anybody other than another phone. Yeah. I didn't even know about the phone thing. [2:07:16] Well, that's one of the things that Gus Grisham complained about. He hung a lemon. He put a lemon on a coat hanger and hung it on the lunar module because they couldn't communicate. [2:07:29] With the people that were in the command center. [2:07:32] They're all... [2:07:33] Trying to communicate and he was pissed off. It wasn't working. So he put a lemon in it. He hung it on. Yeah. [2:07:38] The door. And that's the dark, dark conspiracy because he burned to death inside that thing. Really? Yeah. And his family thinks that they murdered him because he wasn't willing to go along with the moon hoax. He was supposed to be the original pilot. [2:07:53] Hmm. Yeah. Did you follow that conspiracy? Are there all the Challenger astronauts are still alive? Oh, I've seen that. I've seen that. I love that one. You want to know what's not a conspiracy that Elon told us? [2:08:03] If they made the Challenger out of steel instead of aluminum, it wouldn't have burnt up like that. [2:08:08] Really? Yeah. Yeah. [2:08:10] That's what he said. He said it was about the tiles. [2:08:12] Right. Isn't that nuts? Yeah, because that's how it happened. The tiles break off. [2:08:17] But aluminum just heats up too fast and disintegrates and falls apart. Yeah. [2:08:23] That's why he uses steel. Those things are all the spaceships that he's making. Does he cast them like he does his cars, I wonder? You know what I mean? I can't say how they do it. I don't think we could say it, right? [2:08:37] All right, don't tell me. I don't care. I don't think we should say it. [2:08:39] But it's steel. I'll tell you, it's steel. It's steel. It's crazy looking, man. When you see them in person, you're like... Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah, that's a trip. It's like...

[2:08:49] It's literally like you're inside of... [2:08:53] the Death Star and you're looking at some spaceship that they're constructing or you're, you know, with the resistance or whoever Luke Skywalker was with. It's weird, man. It's weird because these are spaceships. They're going to go into space. Yeah. [2:09:08] And eventually, supposedly, go to Mars. [2:09:11] I'm good. You're not going to go. Fuck that. But if you had a choice between Earth is going to be hit by the biggest asteroid that's ever impacted Earth in five years, there's no way we're going to avoid it. And we figured out a way to grow food on Mars. Who's in? I might go to Mars. Then I'll go. But I want to be passed out like my colonoscopy where I just wake up. I'm like, oh, I'm here. Could you imagine watching from Mars when Earth gets hit with an asteroid? You watch it in real time. Wow. Wow. [2:09:41] You see this big flash in the sky. [2:09:44] And like a quarter of Earth looks like it's on fire. God, bro. Very intense. Bro, imagine being on the surface of Mars watching Earth get destroyed. Going, oh boy, we've got to make the most of this. In fact, you barely see it, wouldn't you? [2:10:00] You have telescopes and shit. You can barely see it. With your eyes, you mean? I don't know. Yeah, with your eyes, you can barely see it. For sure. And wouldn't it be like years later you would see it? No.

[2:10:11] It'll be a few seconds later. Right. But if – yeah – [2:10:15] If you were using a telescope, you definitely will see it. [2:10:18] But with the naked eye, it would be a little tiny dot because it's only – Mars is only like what? Three-quarters the size of Earth? [2:10:27] How big is... [2:10:28] Mars in relationship to the size of Earth. I think it's more air. [2:10:32] And you can barely see Mars, right? So Earth would only be like a slight bit. [2:10:37] Bigger. And then going back to Earth after to see it would be crazy. Oh! Just watch cannibals. Just all people looking up at you over rib cages, wearing human skin. Mm-hmm. [2:10:49] That's probably what people are like after the asteroid's impacted. [2:10:52] You know, the people that have survived, like, these big, huge extinction events. [2:10:57] Okay. Oh, it's a lot smaller than Earth. It's half the size. [2:11:01] Basically. [2:11:03] A little bit more than half the size. [2:11:06] Wow. [2:11:08] So we could barely see that. So you could barely, barely see Earth, too. [2:11:12] Thank you. [2:11:13] Mm. [2:11:14] You know, Terrence Howard has the craziest idea about planets. [2:11:20] He... and I... [2:11:21] I don't know if he's right, but it's fun. [2:11:23] He thinks that... [2:11:25] planets are made out of [2:11:27] Chunks? [2:11:28] of stuff that gets ejected from the sun and eventually gravity. And as it moves further and further away from the sun – [2:11:36] it gets to the point where it can support life. [2:11:39] And he said, you probably experience that all over the cosmos. It's probably like peopling.

[2:11:43] Like things get to a stage where it could support life and then life exists for long enough where intelligent life exists. [2:11:51] And that happens all over the cosmos. That's his thought. [2:11:56] And then maybe these people that we see when you meet aliens, maybe that's future versions of people. [2:12:02] And that peopling is a natural thing, just like, you know. [2:12:07] Grow crops. Oh, the crops are fruiting. We're going to get apples. We're going to go pick apples today. [2:12:12] Because the tree lived long enough, the seeds planted long enough. [2:12:17] now grows fruit. [2:12:18] Now you can go eat your apples. [2:12:21] Thank you. [2:12:22] *sniff* [2:12:23] Imagine we're just a farm, just a people farm. [2:12:27] That makes sense. [2:12:30] Everyone say, no, that doesn't make any sense. Listen, nothing about this world makes sense. Fucking literally nothing. [2:12:35] Thank you. [2:12:36] Nothing about life makes sense. [2:12:38] It's all very strange. [2:12:40] And you don't think it's possible that this is a stage on the way to becoming some new kind of life form and that has happened already somewhere else and they come to visit to make sure we're okay? [2:12:53] Of course that's possible. I'm leaning more towards simulation theory more and more the older I get. Yeah? Yeah. For real? For real? 100 or 100%. All right. Why? What's your argument for why the simulation theory is real? Yeah. [2:13:06] Because you can kind of see right now the idea – like look at AI chatbots or look at AI, talking to AI. You can already kind of see –

[2:13:17] artificial intelligence now, like baby version of it. Imagine 100 years from now, imagine [2:13:23] Thousands of years ago, and we are the AI, you know, uh... [2:13:29] I just see that just seems like it makes sense. That aliens created us as AI, you know. [2:13:36] in this fake world and they're just [2:13:39] So this is just a program running. Yeah. [2:13:42] Thank you. [2:13:43] I don't know. [2:13:44] It's a fun one. Let's talk about that stupid quantum computer. Okay, what is that? Right. So that thing – [2:13:52] Can do that. If it could run a calculation that would take every computer on Earth 2.6 billion years to solve and it could do it in a few minutes. [2:14:01] What is – [2:14:03] What kind of rendering can that thing do? What kind of experience can that thing provide to my simple monkey neurons? I wear a headset. I wear a headset. [2:14:13] You were telling me about those weird online games where they're never-ending. [2:14:19] Where you explore space and there's universes, but there's no end to the game. You just go places and see things and you can go to a new place and see a new thing. And it's constantly rendering a new version of it. [2:14:33] Well, what's that? [2:14:34] Yeah. Right. What is that? And now you add a bunch of variables like life forms, this and natural disasters and ideological capture and all this different shit and trannies in the women's room, all that stuff. [2:14:45] Like add that to it and all the chaos of war and of fucking, you know, Samsung can't get their shit together. Like put it all together to keep you confused and chaotic and like you're guessing constantly. Everything's madness.

[2:14:57] Like, this is... [2:14:59] That's how I would make a simulation. I would make a simulation that's [2:15:03] Fucking completely bananas. Some old guy gets shot in the air, jumps up and goes, fight, fight, fight. Yeah. Crazy stuff. Right. The nuttier, the better. [2:15:12] The weirder the better. [2:15:14] I want a communist running New York City. Run it. Run that program. Let's go. Yeah. And all these rich kids are going to be supporting him. Yay. [2:15:23] Socialism. [2:15:25] Run that program. [2:15:26] All of it. [2:15:28] Yeah. [2:15:29] Run it. [2:15:31] And we get upgraded when we sleep at night. Maybe. [2:15:37] Thank you. [2:15:38] It's just one of those things that's like... [2:15:40] We realize that we're building towards an event. [2:15:43] Like human civilization clearly seems to be building towards an event. There's like the military stuff, the Ukraine, Russia stuff, the Gaza, Palestine, Israel stuff. [2:15:53] But it's also the technology war. [2:15:56] It's like building towards an event and how that event plays out. [2:16:00] I don't know. [2:16:01] And I think everyone's got a little bit of anxiety about that. [2:16:04] You know? Mm-hmm. [2:16:06] Thank you. [2:16:07] But at least they're letting the climate change, we're going to die shit go. Bill Gates was like the first – he sat on the first alarm. Actually, we're going to be fine. Did you see he said that recently? [2:16:18] Bill Gates said that? Yes! [2:16:20] Yes, Bill Gates, the Pied Piper of We're All Gonna Die – [2:16:25] The guy is literally the Paul Revere of we're going to die.

[2:16:28] is now we're going to be okay. [2:16:31] We're going to be fine. So they're letting that go. So if they're letting that go, okay, good. [2:16:36] At least you can relax in that front. So what do we have to be anxious about now? What, what, what? [2:16:42] What dilemmas is the... [2:16:45] simulation providing us. [2:16:47] that are going to keep us distracted as we build towards an event. I think the real event involves AI. [2:16:53] I think that's the real event. I think all this other stuff, the climate change stuff. And isn't it kind of weird, too, that AI literally came to us overnight? It wasn't like we saw baby versions of AI. It just seemed like, oh, one day we all have AI. Like we have, you know, all this. It came out of nowhere. I mean, when was OpenAI funded? When was it founded? Yeah, I don't know. Let's guess. [2:17:21] 2017. [2:17:23] Are you serious? Yeah. I was going to say 16. I was like, nah, 17. Yep, 17. [2:17:29] But it might be 15, right? [2:17:31] What? Was it? Yes. [2:17:32] Fifteen? Yeah. [2:17:33] Ah. [2:17:36] Yeah, so 10 years ago, these motherfuckers knew. [2:17:39] that eventually we're going to figure that thing out. And then – [2:17:44] Also, they were probably the first people that were collecting data and realizing that data is a commodity. Well, it's also a commodity in that this data allows people to use their artificial intelligence and create things, which is essentially on the back of artists, right?

[2:18:03] like digital artists and like these, a lot of these people that make stuff, um, [2:18:09] with their hands. They're like... [2:18:11] have a distinctive art style. Like you can tell it, make me a painting of a dog and a young boy in the style of Picasso during a very particular time period of his life. And it'll like that. [2:18:24] But it's doing it off of Picasso's work. Right. Right? Yeah. So it's trained on. Yeah. Like if you say, make me a Frank Frazetta of Conan the Barbarian that's never been seen. [2:18:34] Hey. [2:18:34] Do you do that? Yeah, that's how I'm sure we do that. Yeah, let's put that into perplexity. Yeah, and have it – It doesn't do that. It doesn't do images? I don't think so. [2:18:43] All right. That's an issue. Make credit for it and we're going to have big boobs. [2:18:49] All right. When you use AI, are you using programs that do deepfakes? Are you using programs that do video general? Are you using Sora? I use Sora all the time. Is that the best one for videos, right? It kind of sucks. Sometimes Sora's were the best. Other times, Grok's great. [2:19:13] forth between them two but I would say soar is probably the best one right now but then next week some other one must come out you know and be better so I'm always jumping around. Brett Weinstein was explaining something really interesting about like NVIDIA and a lot of these companies that make video cards that their design of these video cards is uniquely good for AI generation.

[2:19:38] And that's why they're so huge now. Like these companies are bigger than any other company. I asked it to do it. There you go. Okay. Wow. That looks good. I don't know if that – is that – Holy shit. No, that's from like – That's incredible. That's Cobra Commander's thing or something like that. That's incredible. That looks great. I stand corrected. [2:19:55] So tell it. [2:19:57] tell perplexity to make him... [2:20:01] Look older and more scarred. And vulnerable. [2:20:06] Well, no, he was always mean. More scarred. [2:20:10] I think they're doing it based on Arnold Schwarzenegger. [2:20:13] Oh. Because the hair was lighter and Conan's hair was like jet black in the books. [2:20:18] Look how it generates it. I like that. This is wild. Perplexing. Cool. Make him look older and more scarier. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, get a little. Oh, my God. That's cool. [2:20:30] Oh my god, they fucking nailed it. [2:20:34] Perfect. [2:20:35] Holy shit, dude. That's incredible. [2:20:38] Did it even fake sign? [2:20:40] What's that? [2:20:41] Take signature. Oh, wow. Oh, whoa. That's cool. What is a signature? You can't. It's unknowable. I don't know if it's anything. [2:20:49] Whoa. He's wearing Ugg boots. That's the kind of boots they wore back then. Damn, that's pretty fucking good. And the dragon has three arms. Okay. Now make him in a scene where he's fighting... [2:21:03] Armed skeletons. Ooh. [2:21:07] Thank you. [2:21:08] Thank you.

[2:21:10] *giggle* [2:21:12] Dun dun dun dun dun. [2:21:17] So [2:21:18] So we're going to have the old dude with the scars fighting skeletons. [2:21:22] We're 12. Now animate it. That's cool. Now give him a big old hog. [2:21:31] Big old floppy. Oh, whoa. What happened to his hair? He's getting older. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's weird. That's not Conan. [2:21:42] Okay. Okay. [2:21:42] uh, [2:21:44] Give him good, but give him long black hair. [2:21:49] and pouty lips. Put pouty lips just to see what happens. Give him hair... [2:21:55] To jet black and longer. [2:22:00] Thank you. [2:22:01] All right, here we go. Put them in pigtails. It's wild how this thing can just do this. I love this shit. This is all, I mean, I just do this for hours. And all it takes is a prompt, and you can do it with your voice. You don't even have to do it by typing it in, which is really nuts. Yeah. Yeah. [2:22:15] Thank you. [2:22:17] Um... [2:22:18] A view. [2:22:20] That's better. That's better. Still a little longer with the hair. The hair needs to be a little longer, but that's okay. And that looks like he dyed it black just for Mendit, right? Yeah, but they took away the weapons from the skeletons. [2:22:33] They don't look like skeletons having that battle axe. Look. They edited that out. Yeah, that sucks. Okay, make the...

[2:22:41] make the skeletons... [2:22:43] heavily armed... [2:22:47] with armor... [2:22:50] And helmets... [2:22:52] swords and shields. [2:22:55] with armor and helmets and [2:23:01] Swords and Shields. [2:23:04] Thank you. [2:23:06] Why did I say swards? Swards. I said it like it's spelled. That's your Boston in you. He's got his swords. He's got a sword. Run, Paulie. He's going to get you. [2:23:21] He's got his sword. [2:23:23] Oh, I like how it does that. [2:23:26] Oh, that's pretty dope. That's pretty fucking dope. Although, where's the blood on the sword coming from if they're all skeletons? True. Issue. That's an issue. That's pretty fucking good, though, dude. [2:23:38] It's a little different than Frazetta's style. Okay, now say make it more like Frazetta's paintings. [2:23:46] Because it's a little too detailed. [2:23:51] Make it... [2:23:52] More like... [2:23:54] Frazetta's... Skeletons are bullshit though. Paintings. They would just, all their bones would fall on the ground. There's no muscles. True. There's not going to stop the blade. But they're all coming at you. There's so many of them. They're coming at you from everywhere. You know, you have to, they're scary. Ridiculous. There's a zombie inside the skeleton, a zombie brain. Yeah, they have no muscle. You can kick their ass. Fuck off, bitchy. Yeah, they'd just be a pile.

[2:24:19] I don't like his pose. And what's that bomb on the ground? Like a World War II bomb? Yeah, what is that? What's that? It's like a vibrator. That's a Hitachi. What is that big robot dick on the ground? Big old red rocket. That's weird. I kind of like how they've got the skeletons have shields now. Now that's cool. That looks pretty dope. Yeah. Yeah. [2:24:39] No one still to this day would love to talk. [2:24:44] Quentin Tarantino into doing it for his last film. No one to this day has done a really good Conan movie, like the books. That's true. Have you ever read the books? A long time ago. I used to be really in that and the Death Dealer, or was it Death Dealer? Is that what his name was? Death Dealer? Yeah. [2:25:00] Oh, man. The guy with the big horns. Black... [2:25:05] Death dealer, right? Is that what it's called? It's been that too. Who's got the horns? [2:25:11] I think it's called The Death Dealer. Is it called The Death Dealer? Yeah, that guy. [2:25:18] Fourth picture. Where he's next to it. To the right. So it's basically a rip-off. Yeah, that was really into those books. [2:25:26] Frank Frazetta, unless someone made that up. No, it is. It's Frank Frazetta also. [2:25:30] Go to that. Yeah, that's him. Dude, that was my favorite. That's one of Frisetta's best paintings. Really? Yeah, that's The Death Dealer. I used to read those books. I didn't know there were books. Yeah, I was obsessed with The Death Dealer. What is the book about? I don't even remember anymore, man. [2:25:46] It was badass, though. I used to...

[2:25:49] The Death Dealer. Actually. Oh, Frank Fazetta's Volume 3, The Death Dealer. Mm-hmm. [2:25:55] Yeah, that was my favorite one. That was my favorite book right there. Book two. Second one, yep. So what, does he just go around fucking killing people? He was a badass. I think he was dead, too, if I remember. I don't even remember. See if you can go and find out what it looks like inside of it. [2:26:09] Inside of what? Inside of that book. [2:26:11] Like, is it a... [2:26:13] It's a graphic novel, right? No, no, it's a book. It's a book book. Oh. Yeah. And then I read that before I read Conan, and that's how I got into Conan, because I was like, wait, who's Conan? [2:26:22] Yeah. [2:26:24] So who wrote that? I don't – It's not Robert E. Howard, right? James – [2:26:30] Silk. [2:26:31] Oh, okay. So he based it on a Frazetta painting and made... Okay, okay. So Frazetta, though, was... The Conan books were in the 30s. Were they? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know it was that old. It's really old. Wow. Yeah, Robert E. Howard. He lived with his mom. He was super depressed. Yeah. [2:26:49] And wound up killing himself. [2:26:51] And he wrote about the most badass motherfucker that he wished he was, living in a time where there's sorcerers and dragons. Have you been to Conan's Pizza here in Austin? Is it related? It's all Conan shit. You walk in, it's all Conan shit. Really? You would love it, dude. How's the pizza? I haven't had it. I haven't been there yet, but it looks badass. I saw it on TikTok, and it's just like a Conan's fans drink. Super nerd. Yeah, it's just everywhere.

[2:27:21] Yeah, everywhere. Oh, wow. What a great idea. Yeah. It's a good way to keep chicks out. Yeah, look at the table. We're not going to the hard seats and Conan panties. That's how you keep chicks out. [2:27:35] We are not going to see those fucking gay paintings. I want to go there. Why do you like those fucking gay paintings? They're the most coolest paintings in the world. They are. They are. I don't think women have the same opinion. [2:27:50] Yeah. Have you had a guess? I don't know. I mean, I was into Red Sonja, too, but girls hate Red Sonja. Because she's too hot. She's got big old titties and she fucks everybody up. Yeah, she's too hot. [2:28:02] Brightstone vs. Conan. Isn't it weird that like that genre caught fire? [2:28:07] Like the genre of like fantasy, like medieval fantasy, like horror. [2:28:12] like chain mail like iron big swords helmets and then monsters witches warlocks and like what is that like why did that why the barbarian era why was that so interesting to people [2:28:28] muscles. Yeah. Like for Robert E. Howard. He's living this bullshit soft life living in his mom's house. Yeah. Can't get any pussy. Fuck. Such a loser. You know. [2:28:40] Writing these books about a guy who's the ultimate. [2:28:43] Just a destroyer. Covenant scars. Kills everybody. Kills all the monsters. Never loses. Fuck yeah. Comes close to losing a couple times. Never loses. Would you want Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Conan again if he... No. What about his son? I think his son... No, the best Conan of all time.

[2:29:00] Like – [2:29:01] First of all, how many conants have there been? [2:29:04] Three, two... [2:29:05] Three. [2:29:06] Right. [2:29:07] Movies? [2:29:08] Yeah. [2:29:09] I think two or three. [2:29:12] '82, 2011, 2025. [2:29:17] Which one was 2011? [2:29:20] Who started us going into 2011 one? [2:29:26] IMDB showed this way. [2:29:30] Yeah, I guess. [2:29:34] - Chase and I'm all right. [2:29:35] Okay, that was 2011? Yeah. Why did I think that was earlier than that? Okay. This one, in my opinion, Momoa was the best Conan. Yeah. [2:29:44] Yeah. So how many of them are there other than that? There's the Redstone. So the Arnold ones? But nobody else did it other than Arnold. Did they ever do one? Those are animated. But did anybody ever do one other than Arnold and Jason Momoa? I don't think so. Okay. [2:30:00] So... [2:30:01] There was a TV show. What? What? [2:30:03] 97, 98. That's got to be animated, though. [2:30:07] Isn't it? [2:30:08] It has to be. [2:30:10] No. It's not? Wow, that looks... What? Wait, this is around the time of Xena Warrior Princess. Oh, I remember this. I remember that, too. I remember this. It wasn't bad. He was more realistic as Conan than Arnold was, because Arnold just looked like a straight-up bodybuilder. But Jason Momoa, see if you can find an image of Jason Momoa as Conan. [2:30:30] He looked fucking terrifying. He looked like the most legitimate version of Conan.

[2:30:37] He's a cool idea, man. I like Jason. [2:30:42] Is there any images of him in there? [2:30:44] There he is. That's probably what Conan would have looked like. Big dude. [2:30:49] But not a bodybuilder covered in scars. [2:30:51] I mean, tough to stay alive back then. Was that movie good? I don't remember seeing it. This was the one that was 3D, right? It was a terrible movie. [2:30:58] It's terrible. [2:30:59] But it could have been good. It started off good. It started off, I was like, oh, shit, this is the best version of Conan ever. [2:31:07] Someone needs to make it like the books, you know? Yeah. [2:31:10] That's hard to do. [2:31:12] Yeah. Ain't nobody reading no more. Ain't nobody reading. I wonder how much TikTok has killed the book industry. [2:31:19] Is it different people? Yeah, that's different. That's different people. But, I mean, how much has, like, social media in general dropped the amount of people that read books? Well, I mean, I do so much reading from websites and Twitter and shit like that nowadays that if I was into books, I could see myself not reading as much because I'm reading all day already, you know? Do you find yourself using that phone because it's got a bigger screen more to watch stuff and read stuff? [2:31:49] You are a real dork. Dude, it's badass. You're a real dork. You're TikToking on an Apple Vision Pro? Hell yeah. You're in there with them? I don't do that. I watch a movie on it. Yeah. It's the best way to see a movie. It's awesome. Is it the best way to see a movie? Better than watch it on your TV. Yep. Really? Better than going to a movie theater. It's clearer than watching it on your TV. Yep. Really? And if you're into 3D, best 3D you can ever get, better than any movie theater. And do you have to stay plugged in?

[2:32:11] While you have it on or can the battery last all throughout a whole movie? The new one lasts three hours, so most movies. But I just have my MacBook charger hooked up to it. Oh, so you can keep it plugged in. Yeah, I'm just laying on the couch, 500-inch screen on my ceiling, and have maybe an app on the side, like a message app or something. Hey. Yeah, I guarantee you do. Do they have that? No. No. [2:32:37] You can watch all that stuff. You can watch porn? Oh, yeah. You can watch 3D porn. Oh, boy. [2:32:44] That's a problem. Porn as big as like a Jumbotron? It's gross. Yeah, I don't want that. I don't need to say that. I don't want that. [2:32:52] And it's cool because if you hit record on it, you just go up to your dog, go up to Marshall and go, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then you can watch Marshall in 3D. It's so cool. And it's the best way to look at photos. And the new one is just so nice, dude. Really? Yeah. How come it hasn't really caught on? Because of the price. It's so expensive. I just got the new Samsung one. Samsung just released their vision of the Apple Vision Pro. And it's half the price. What is it called? [2:33:22] Galaxy XR, I think it's called, and it's just like the Apple Vision Pro. It's a little bit not as good, you know, but... [2:33:31] If you don't. [2:33:32] have the Apple Vision Pro, that's good for the price. That's a good alternative. And it does the same shit. Watch movies, everything. But the only problem is that... [2:33:40] I just got to see how good it was. And if you have the Apple Vision Pro going to that, it's like going backwards. How much backwards? I'd say like 30% backwards. Oh, yeah. In quality? In quality. But it also just came out. There's a lot of bugs and things they can fix. But there's also the pass-through. I mean, the pass-through on the Apple Vision Pro is almost perfect. You can drive. You can look at your text through it. You can drive with it on? You could.

[2:34:10] Do you drive with an Apple Vision Pro on? No, I don't. You fucking psycho. No, I don't. [2:34:17] But you could. Well, if you saw the Palmer Lucky stuff where he has these goggles that you put on with the headset. And you've seen the demonstration, right? So imagine something like that for the world. [2:34:31] where every car has a camera and everybody knows where the accident is and everybody knows what's happening. So even if you're on, like – [2:34:39] Self-driving, if you're driving yourself, you'd be alerted of things like way in advance of what's happening. Yeah, well, it should be on your windshield though, like the display. I love that shit where you're driving, you have a little speed thing pop up. You can see in the cars and see people getting road head. Yeah. You can see like an outline of someone's head bobbing up and down someone's lap. [2:35:03] Yeah. [2:35:04] the next step in the invasion of your privacy. Yeah. [2:35:09] Totally. So Vision Pro has been around, what, two years now? Two years now. That's weird that Apple got ahead of everybody else. That's unusual. That's the first time, right? The first time. But they did have to have a giant brick of a battery to do that. The Samsung has it, too. You still have to. How big is the Samsung? Like a laptop brick? [2:35:27] It's about the size of the phone right here, like a phone. And it's not a big problem because you usually just have it on the couch and just have a wire hooked up to it. How heavy is the one on Apple? Is it the size of a phone or is it bigger? It's about the size of the phone. It's a little smaller and it's not too heavy, but it's not like you hold it. I thought it was like one of those things that comes with a laptop, like those fucking bricks that come that we charge. Oh, yeah. I mean, I would say it's about the size of a normal phone.

[2:35:57] I guess. But and each one each one lasts like three hours. And then, you know, I have two so I can unplug it. But you ever watch Kill Tony on it? I've watched Kill Tony on it. Yeah. Like it's fun watching YouTube and TikToks on it. You know, it's like a giant screen. [2:36:12] Sometimes I edit on it. Like if I'm editing Kill Tony, I'll just put that on and then have... [2:36:18] Like an IMAX movie theater that I'm editing on. So it's great. Like if I'm on an airplane or something, I could sit there and have like five screens. Wow. It's cool. It's great for airplanes, too, if you just want to sit there and watch movies and shit like that. Right. Instead of just staring at a laptop screen. And then everyone going, what are you watching? Right. And you can watch. Is that the original Blade Runner? That's the best one. Dude. And you can sit there and watch porn and no one will even know. They'll know when you're dick or something. [2:36:44] Well, you put your little tray down over it. [2:36:48] It'd be a special kind of fucking creep to be jacking off on a plane with a bunch of people. Yeah, I didn't get that. Some people would just want to get caught. Yeah. There's a lot of people out there that's part of the thrill. I'm a naughty boy. Yeah. I got a blanket over my head because I can't sleep and the blanket just happens to be moving like this. [2:37:04] Yeah, we used to have a problem when I was manager of a movie theater of this guy that would come in, and it was an old black guy. He looked like a professor or something like that, shirt tucked in. He'd always have a newspaper under his arm, and he would just sit in the movie theater like a couple rows behind somebody, put the newspaper on his lap, and just jerk off. And we caught him maybe six times. We banned him. And then when I switched movie theater, like I became a manager of another company in a different part of town.

[2:37:29] He was there, too. I was like, oh, you guys got this guy here, too? He just went to movie theaters and masturbated and got caught all the time. I had to tell him three multiple times, dude, you're banned here. Get out of here. I should have called the police looking back at it. That's hilarious. That's his sport. Yeah. Some people play chess. Yeah. That guy just jacks off in movie theaters and tries to get caught. Yeah. And got caught. I'm a naughty boy. Right. I'm so naughty. [2:37:59] I can't believe I did it again. And if you saw him, he'd look like a teacher. He looked so professional back then. He's jacking off in the movie theater. He's probably buttoned down all day long at his job. [2:38:11] Has to be proper, but really he's a naughty, naughty boy. Wants to go whack off in a theater. [2:38:17] That's a weird thing with dudes. [2:38:19] want to be naughty. You know? You have a really sick girl to be fingering yourself in a movie theater. By yourself? You're a nut. I mean, it sounds like a good girl to me. Right, but that's not something that happens often, I bet. [2:38:33] I bet if it's like the amount of people that get caught whacking off in public – [2:38:36] It's got to be like 99% men. [2:38:39] Yeah. How many women are by themselves just playing with themselves? You're probably already in a hospital if you're doing that, you know? You're not like a functional member of society like that guy, dressed like a professor, fingering yourself. I like to think there's a lot more girls. [2:38:55] A boy can dream. Can't a boy dream. Yeah, if you wanted to.

[2:39:01] guess the percentages though yeah definitely guys more than girls way more yeah i'd say probably 75 25 100 yeah i bet there's no women who've ever been caught masturbating publicly no there is there's that famous video that was on tiktok recently about a girl masturbating at a beach or something that just came out uh did she get in trouble yeah she did it was like a body cam real like you sure there was real cops it might be just a video that they made there's a bunch of those [2:39:31] by a cop and they're like, this seems like acting. And then you try to look for the case online. It doesn't exist. Like, this is bullshit. Because before AI, there was a lot of people that were just pretending to make viral videos, like pretend arguments, pretend fights, pretend cop encounters, like, you know. [2:39:53] chest cam cop footage that's bullshit. [2:39:55] Yeah. There's a lot of that. Yeah. [2:39:58] So maybe that's bullshit, too. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe she's not really playing with herself on the beach. She's got some sand in there. All those little kids and their shovels come shovel. Mommy's sand. It's getting all swampy. Mommy's all the oceans leaking in. [2:40:19] That's a dude activity. Yeah. Like public masturbation. [2:40:28] You have to be just out of jail. Out of your fucking mind. They must be looking for you already. By the time you're fingering yourself...

[2:40:38] in front of the ocean? If they go into a room, they can just charge money for it. [2:40:41] Guys can't do that. That's true. That's true. Guys can't do it. You probably can, but only guys are going to pay for it. Yeah. They're going to have all these ladies. Look at my – no, you're not. No, no, no, no. You're going to have a bunch of guys. Gay guys, yeah. Yeah, a bunch of gay guys. [2:40:55] I'm sorry. [2:40:57] Yeah. [2:40:58] It's not like how many women have ever been arrested for public masturbation? Throw that number into perplexity. See what it has to say. And then make a Frank Frazetta painting. [2:41:11] It's women fighting off the masturbation police. [2:41:14] Hehehehe [2:41:16] Because, like, dudes jerking off in public is a scary thing. Like, oh, this guy's a sex criminal. He's jerking off in public. [2:41:23] Playing with herself in public is just kind of sad. No, it's hot. Can you imagine if that was a problem? You've got too many women. It would definitely be a problem if you were with your husband and you're walking along. What a beautiful day at the park. Mike, look over here, Mike. Don't look at it. Don't watch. She's over there. [2:41:45] Come and play in Mommy's Sandbox. [2:41:50] It doesn't give numbers. [2:41:53] Oh, ladies have been arrested. Okay, let's see these people. [2:41:57] Information, we don't have to say the name. Someone 38-year-old arrested in Florida, of course, masturbating during a video jail visit. Oh, okay. That's normal.

[2:42:08] arrested in Texas for masturbating in public while allegedly under the influence of drugs. Crazy. Crazy. [2:42:14] arrested in Georgia for masturbating on a public beach using a vibrator. Whoa, that's a wild bitch. [2:42:23] And then what's under there? Arrested in Minnesota for masturbating naked in a vehicle. [2:42:28] Was she driving? [2:42:30] She's just sitting in the car. [2:42:32] The patrolman found her lying on the floor of an open gold Pontiac SUV, digitally penetrating herself. It's in quotes. It says digitally penetrating herself. Digitally? Yeah. Wow. There's a 47-year-old woman with no fixed address facing charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after public masturbation. Imagine that's how far. Not only are you homeless, but you're homeless and whack it off. [2:43:02] Look at her. She's got so many photos, though. She's been arrested so many times for masturbating. [2:43:10] So why did she do that? [2:43:12] drugs, it says. So it's a drug? Whoa. Yeah, she's that girl downtown, right? You know her. Jamie's tight. Everybody knows her. Yeah, she's always naked and stuff. That in there is a black version of her. Wait a minute. How many times has this lady been arrested? We could go downtown and find her right now. She's by the bridge usually. Brow Creek in the cave area. That's my kind of homeless person. You know, a fixture in the community. Yeah. It becomes a part of the tapestry, right? It makes things more interesting. That's my kind of homeless people.

[2:43:42] I like them like that. Six years ago. Hey. Wow. For six years, she's been banging out in the streets. Dude. [2:43:48] I was not wearing any pants at this time. How many people have loved ones that died of some horrible disease? You're like, look at this lady. [2:43:55] She's out there thriving. Yeah. She's thriving. You know? Frank just took the vaccine and dropped dead playing soccer. Yeah. And this lady is out there thriving. I don't think you need to read all this in the Newsweek article. This is in the Newsweek article? Okay. She was named in the affidavit as the general manager of the J.W. Marion. Someone else was, not that. Oh. The witness was. The witness. [2:44:25] as if she was having an orgasm. How do you know the kind of noises she makes? Look above it. Public view in a public place with her legs straight up in the air spread open. [2:44:35] Straight up in the air. She doesn't even tuck. At one point, suspect was seen rubbing herself back and forth on the plastic seat. [2:44:45] Okay. That's hot. [2:44:47] That's diseases, bro. That's how AIDS gets started. That's the real AIDS. [2:44:54] Venereal diseases by themselves It's a weird What's the matter Jamie? That's what she used to look like? [2:45:01] Yeah, times are hard. Wow. Yeah, when you are whacking off in public every day, I mean, that's like, you know, the face of a female MMA fighter. Get scarred up. The picture I just had up, that was in it.

[2:45:14] family different looking person. Yeah. Well, there's 12 different versions of her. She's been barren up in boxing with fentanyl for decades. Yeah. [2:45:21] What do you expect? [2:45:23] You get scarred up. [2:45:24] Wow. [2:45:25] she kind of looks like a girl in that first photo it's hard out there [2:45:33] Not for a girl. It's hard for her. See, she's clearly... [2:45:38] Yeah, 2019, there was no OnlyFans, really. [2:45:40] She had an OnlyFans? No, I'm saying she could have been on a different path. Oh, yeah. Not really. For real. Someone would have scammed her. She would have lost it all. [2:45:50] OnlyFans is like, what is it? [2:45:52] If you look at the amount of money earned... [2:45:56] OnlyFans is bigger than NBA teams. [2:45:59] What is the... [2:46:02] What's the amount of money... [2:46:04] generated by OnlyFans every year. Let's just guess. [2:46:07] Let's just guess. All right. [2:46:09] I mean, it's [2:46:11] Way up there because I know there's some girls that make over a million a month. [2:46:16] Thank you. [2:46:17] Yeah, but they're small. Excuse me. That's a small number. The most of them are actually not making much money at all, and they're giving up their cooter forever. Yeah. [2:46:25] Which is not good. Right. They're going to regret it for that $50 a month that they were getting. [2:46:30] Most of them are not getting much. There's probably some creep at the office who wants to see your butthole. I mean, I know girls that... [2:46:37] they're just bartenders here in town that, [2:46:40] make thousands of dollars on it. They just show their fucking brawls. They're not even showing. That's why you only make thousands. You want to make millions, you've got to fuck a horse.

[2:46:50] 2019, the revenue of MoliFans. What do you think? $1.5 billion. Pre-pandemic. [2:46:59] That's probably lower now. I'll just say $1.5 billion. [2:47:03] I'll say 700 million. 238 million in 2019. It jumped up to 1.7 in 2020. 1.7 billion? Yeah. [2:47:10] The beginning of the pandemic. But last year, what do you think it was? Oh, God. 2024. 4.5. [2:47:17] $14 billion. $14 billion? $4.5 billion. Just under $8 billion. [2:47:21] That's a lot. For $395. [2:47:26] million users. And once again, 2019, it was what? [2:47:29] 238 million. Wow. You want to hear the craziest number I heard? [2:47:36] Something like... [2:47:38] 50% of American males have a subscription to OnlyFans. [2:47:44] 50%? 50. [2:47:47] Yeah. It's like a statistic thing. I think we looked it up like 10% of all females in America have an OnlyFans account too or something like that. 10%. Like 1 in 10. Between a certain age group. Not like old ladies. Imagine. I'd like to think of it some more. [2:48:00] 10% is wild. Yeah, it is pretty wild. That's wild. One out of 10. [2:48:06] ladies that you meet has an OnlyFans. [2:48:08] Yeah. [2:48:09] and [2:48:10] When you think about the number of men, [2:48:14] There's 377.5 million user accounts. And that's more than the U.S. population. So obviously it's worldwide. Whoa. But isn't it?

[2:48:25] In the United States, like 150? The United States accounts for approximately 55% of the users. So it's 100, yeah, 100, what, 200? Yeah. [2:48:34] Basically half. 190 million? Basically half. That's cool. Half of the population is on OnlyFans in America. [2:48:41] That's crazy. How can that be true? Is that one of those serious XM things where you get a free subscription? [2:48:49] There are free accounts. What? You get a free account for what? Plenty of girls sign up and are like, I'm free right now. Oh, that's... So you can just make an account and have free access. But that's still someone... It's not like when YouTube put their album on your iPhone. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not like that. But I think it's because more people... [2:49:07] Every day people do it. And so like teachers and like bartenders, you know what I mean? A teacher gets fired. I'm a dirty teacher. Yeah. That happens a lot. There's a lot of teachers on there. A lot of teachers are fucking kids. Yeah. Yeah. [2:49:20] fucking hot teachers. It's weird. It's weird because... [2:49:24] Everybody smiles when they read those stories. When it's the hot lady and the 15-year-old football player, like, yeah. There's no victims here. [2:49:34] That's one way where we are very prejudiced, actually. Totally. 100%. [2:49:40] Thank you. [2:49:40] at. [2:49:42] But the sheer number of people on OnlyFans in the United States is mind-blowing. [2:49:49] Yeah. [2:49:50] You know what I mean? Like, think about it. Like, that's... [2:49:53] above everything else.

[2:49:56] Everything. Like how many – okay. How many subscribers – [2:50:01] How many people use Spotify in the United States? [2:50:05] Thank you. [2:50:06] A lot. Let's guess. [2:50:09] Just in the United States. [2:50:11] How many people are in the United States? [2:50:13] 333 million plus Mexicans. Okay, I'll say... [2:50:17] $150 million. [2:50:19] $150 million. And that's going high. That's a high number, I think. Okay. [2:50:23] Um... [2:50:24] . [2:50:25] I'm... [2:50:27] I don't know because I think worldwide it's crazy. [2:50:32] It might be around there. [2:50:34] Most people I know have Spotify. Yeah, I think – What does that mean though? Is that a biased sampling because most people I know are – [2:50:42] my age or younger and listen to music a lot. Right. Right. [2:50:49] Worldwide, 713,281,000 premium subscribers. In the U.S., it says 55 million paid subscribers. Paid. Paid. But how many users in the United States? [2:51:02] Because I bet a lot of people don't pay. It's kind of small, yeah. Yeah. [2:51:06] Point is, more people are jerking off than listening to music. That's my point. Yeah, yeah. [2:51:14] That's crazy. And that's only one of many options to get things to jerk off to online. That's why we need to somehow find a way to put tits on music. Dude, we're going to have vivid experiences that aren't real. That's what's going to happen. That's going to be the future of porn. It's going to be just like AI, so there's no victims. There's not going to be any real women that are exploited or sex trafficked and forced into doing this.

[2:51:40] So it's going to be... [2:51:42] The hottest maid you've ever had in your life coming to your hotel room. Robots. It won't even be robots, dude. It doesn't even have to be, but it could be. But it doesn't have to be. It can just be an artificial sensation that you're willing to sink into this Matrix-like device. [2:51:59] And it's going to provide you with some crazy porn scene. [2:52:03] That's what it's going to be. [2:52:04] And that's going to be a real problem because regular relationships are complicated. People have to be attracted to you. So you have to work hard to get people attracted to you, whether it's by making more money or being hotter or whatever the fuck it is. You ultimately want someone to touch you. [2:52:20] But it's the moment like that is just something you could order up. [2:52:24] play an audiobook, that's a wrap. Poor females. It's a wrap. They're going to have to get real jobs. They're going to have to start mining. They're going to have no slaves in the Congo. It's going to be all chicks. [2:52:35] Chicks mining. Because the thing is, they're not going to want to do that. Women like their pornography in literature form. [2:52:45] They're like novels that are dirty and naughty. They don't want to see it. They want to think it. [2:52:50] Men want to see it. [2:52:52] So the, and they want to just experience it. Like if you could like put goggles on anytime you want, every time you go to take a shit, you just have wild sex. [2:53:00] You know, what are you doing in there? I'm just reading the paper. [2:53:03] You're in there fucking, aren't you, son of a bitch? You just hear it in the background like she's calling you from another room. [2:53:09] Like it's just ruining your experience. Stop fucking. I'm not. I'm reading the paper. I'm taking a shit and reading the paper, goddammit. Leave me alone.

[2:53:20] You don't even talk to me. You're in there in the toilet with the girls in that head thing. [2:53:27] It's going to be a problem, man, because there's already so many incels in this country. [2:53:31] There's so many guys that just don't have any intimate relationships at all. [2:53:35] The... [2:53:37] I think there was this thing when they were interviewing young men and trying to find out how many of them have sex on a regular basis. And it's one of the lowest numbers ever recorded. [2:53:46] Although, how many times are people asking people how much they fuck? Right, and who are they asking? Hey, how much you fucking? Do you like fucking? [2:53:54] Yeah. Yeah. [2:53:56] But like, [2:53:57] I think it's [2:53:58] a very unusual thing for like people, you know, age 18 to, you know, 34 or whatever. Like young men are having less sex now than I think ever. [2:54:09] I think a lot of that is they're not even trying because of the access to porn. [2:54:15] Yeah. And by the time it comes dinner time, take a lady out. You got no jizz left. You've been beating off all day. Yeah. [2:54:21] Right. And they're probably also not telling the truth or not. Like, I'm not talking to you. Who are you working for? Like, you know what I mean? These kids are like, don't trust anybody. And they're not talking to the press. Right. Right. Yeah, that's probably true, too. Right. They know about privacy and stuff. I'm not telling you. Yeah, they're using VPNs. Yeah, VPNs. Fuck off. [2:54:43] Yeah, if you have a VPN, that's the only way you can protect from people knowing exactly what you're doing at any given moment. And even then, like they're tracking you with metadata, they're tracking where your cell phone's pinging to different towers, you know.

[2:54:57] Thank you. [2:54:58] And then we're giving into more and more of that. [2:55:02] And then every time a new phone comes out, it's like... [2:55:04] A little more invasive. Yeah. [2:55:06] Thank you. [2:55:10] Give up? We're done? I think we're done. We're done. Red Band just checked out. No, no, I didn't check out. It's like my dog when he doesn't want to bring the ball back anymore. He's like, we're done. We're done. How's the new dog? Oh, he's awesome. Oh, my God, I love him. Oh, my God, he's so cute. He's so adorable. He's the sweetest little thing. Everybody who picks him up, all he does is just bathe you with kisses. [2:55:34] He barks when he kisses you. He gets so excited he barks. His tail, like, wags his whole little body. [2:55:40] He's like one of them dogs when he wags his tail. He's like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. He's just jumping up, touching him. I've always wanted one of those dogs ever since I saw Insects in the City. [2:55:51] What are they called? Is it King Charles Cavalier Spaniel? Charlotte had one of those in it. They're so sweet. And it made me love Marshall even more, if that was possible, because he's the sweetest dog to this little puppy. He goes to him with toys to try to get him to play with him. [2:56:07] It's the most adorable thing of all time. Like he's just a golden retrievers are the fucking sweetest animals. Like we don't deserve them. We don't deserve them. They're so sweet. Like Marshall has never been anything but sweet a day in his life. He's never had a cunty moment on earth. He's been alive for almost nine years. Never had a cunty moment. [2:56:27] And he's so sweet to this little puppy. He has this toy. It's like an octopus-looking thing. And he comes over and brings his little octopus over to Charlie. Charlie grabs it, and they're playing around. It is so fucking cute, man. He puts his paw on him like this, like a gentle paw on him when they're playing around with stuff.

[2:56:44] You gonna clone Marshall? No. Why? Because he's Marshall. He's an original. He's his own thing. [2:56:53] I don't believe in that. I don't think you have to do that. [2:56:55] Like, that's crazy. Meet a new dog. Meet a new dog. I've had a bunch of amazing dogs, you know, and they're all different, and that's part of the fun. Yeah. [2:57:05] Part of the fun is... [2:57:06] You don't know. Like, this guy's crazy. Like, what is he doing? Right. He gets to the door. He goes, oh, oh, oh. Where did you learn that? Johnny Cash. Yeah. Oh, Johnny. He was the sweetest. Yeah. Yeah. [2:57:18] Yeah [2:57:19] Every dog's got their own thing, man. That's like part of the fun about being a dog owner. They're all their own weird little personalities. One of my dogs is getting so old though. It's blind and deaf now. It's the saddest thing. Just her. She's constantly running into walls, you know? When Johnny was the last year of his life, I used to have to carry him outside. That's what we have to do with this dog. Yeah, I have to. And Johnny was big. So I used to I was the only one to carry him. She's like 140 pounds. Right. So I'd have to open the door and I have to like [2:57:47] pick him up and take him into the yard. He would shit and piss. He could barely walk. He could literally barely bend down to shit. It was horrible. Yeah, I'm going through the thing right now. I was like, I don't know if I should spend, because it's super expensive, the money to do the cataracts so she can see again at least. How old is she? 13, 14, 13. And they usually last about 15, so maybe one year left. The surgery is probably going to wreck her life. I know. And it's going to be painful. Imagine giving one more year...

[2:58:17] She can see now because she's just so sad and depressed. She might just die. She might die from the operation. She's so old. [2:58:25] it sucks that's the thing about dogs it's so hard is they don't like johnny was 13 when he died yeah maybe 14 like he was in the last year was rough it was so sad i don't want to deal with i know i know it's hard man it's hard [2:58:43] You know, but... [2:58:44] that's what happens when you love something like the, when it's the, you gotta have the missing it. Like there's gotta be grief. [2:58:52] Because if not for that, you don't feel the love. Yeah. The love and the loss, they're all connected in some weird way, unfortunately. [2:59:00] And with dogs, they're the perfect example of that because they're just little love machines that – [2:59:05] They just give you love. And they're a direct reflection of how you treat them. If you treat them well and they're happy to see you and they're sweet to everybody, that's a good life, a love life. It just doesn't last long. Marshall's nine. I give him the best food he can get. He's very healthy. He's a farmer's dog. [2:59:26] Gets plenty of exercise, but I know it's only a matter of time. [2:59:30] It's sad. [2:59:31] yeah [2:59:33] It's hard. [2:59:34] Anyway... [2:59:36] bring his train into a screeching halt. [2:59:41] What are you up to other than Kill Tony? You're always doing some weird shit online. Yeah, I've got my fake band going on right now, Cap Red. What is that on? How do you do that? It's on Spotify, YouTube, Cap Red Music. I've always made music like Olive Garden, Butthole, all those songs I used to make. But I used to sing it. So now I write music and I use AI to sing it for me and make it a chick.

[3:00:11] I'm using AI to make, and I scan Janice's face in it so she plays. Are you still doing the virtual reality rooms? I'm doing that, too. Yeah, I'm doing virtual Red Band. I do that like once or twice a week. And how do people know when you're going to do that? I tweet it, Instagram, or that's on Red Band on YouTube. But, yeah, all my stuff is on YouTube, Red Band and Cap Red music. Okay. All right. All right. I love you. Love you, buddy. Love you, too. Bye, everybody. [3:00:41] Thank you. [3:00:54] This episode is brought to you by LifeLock. Lots of places can accidentally expose you to identity theft. Doctors' offices, online retailers, insurance companies, the list goes on. Thankfully, LifeLock monitors hundreds of millions of data points a second for threats to your identity, which is way more than anyone could do on their own. LifeLock keeps an eye on your personal information, credit applications, finances, and more. [3:01:24] Suspicious, like new loans or changes to your financial accounts, they'll alert you right away. All through text, phone, email, or the LifeLock app. Even better, alerts are automatically activated the moment you become a LifeLock member. No extra work on your part. Get the alerts that could make all the difference. Don't wait. Join LifeLock now. Visit LifeLock.com slash J-R-E and save up to 30% your first year.

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